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how did you get blue nuts exactly

i'd rather not burden you with details. lets just say "a whole lot of Nothing happened"

aspect-dubz wrote:how did you get blue nuts exactly

extremely sexy situations that result in boo going down

shit man, never happened to me before *touch wood*

aspect-dubz wrote:shit man, never happened to me before *touch wood*

happens more with...how do you say...."wholesome girls".

Blue balls is when you don't ejaculate for a long long time. Usually causes a numb pain nothing a normal guy can't put up with. Jerk it out

aspect-dubz wrote:shit man, never happened to me before *touch wood*

Keep doing that and it won't

At a party getting on very well with this one girl and we start getting in on. Then her phone rings and her mum is literally screaming down the phone about how she is outside waiting to pick her up, so she says sorry and runs out leaving me there with the worst case of blueballs ever.
I had to sit down for half an hour in a right state.

Why does it actually happen though?

the acid never lies wrote:

aspect-dubz wrote:shit man, never happened to me before *touch wood*

Keep doing that and it won't

was waiting for that one

Man has medical excuse to have a wank but instead of having a wank tells everybody on a forum that he's got blue nuts.

Go and have a bloody wank, you're on the fucking internet! It was built for wanking!

magma wrote:Man has medical excuse to have a wank but instead of having a wank tells everybody on a forum that he's got blue nuts.

But it's the Secret Ninja Forum! You HAVE to share these things here!

What the fuck are blue balls?

I got them once, a good ol' thomas the tank sorted me right out.

-hk

Srsly someone explain

pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain

read the thread silly

the acid never lies wrote:

pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain

read the thread silly

Nobody even explained what they are. All I can think of is bruised balls, but how you'd achieve such a thing without a swift kick confuses me.

sucks.

pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain

its when ur getting with someone and for what ever reason it doesn't culminate in you blowing ur spuds, thus leaving you with aching balls... shit sucks

once was with this girl in a park round the corner from her house, went down on her till she climaxed then she went down on me (and she had some amazing technique, properly intense) and just as i was reaching the critical moment her mum phoned and told her she had to go home right away coz she was late for dinner, was left with sore nuts the whole journey home

Sounds shit. I've had aching balls post-wank/sex a few times, pretty random occurance. Some days I can cum 3-4 times and be fine, others I'll wake up with r8 sore balls, probably the same thing, or cancer.