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Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:57 am
by lil-tee
Google saves my searches, which is hilarious to look through a few months down the line.

Some searches I cant remember:

"Coffee and Noodles"

"We've run out of cabers"

"Gandhi Starving"


What weird and wonderful things have the Ninjas searched for and can you remember why??

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:13 am
by __________
last night i googled ''what day is it?'' to see if i'd get a straight answer

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,940,000,000

intense amount of results...makes you wonder how many people know what day it is

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:54 am
by faust.dtc
I dont know what the wierdest thing ive typed in Google is but just looking at what I searched for on this day last year alone confuses me.

I searched 'fine wine reviews', 'garlic bread', 'strap-on dildo', 'dead dolphins', 'The Equalizer', 'retarded superman' and about different brands of tampons :o

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:05 pm
by lil-tee
faust.dtc wrote:I dont know what the wierdest thing ive typed in Google is but just looking at what I searched for on this day last year alone confuses me.

I searched 'fine wine reviews', 'garlic bread', 'strap-on dildo', 'dead dolphins', 'The Equalizer', 'retarded superman' and about different brands of tampons :o
that's exactly the funny weird shit this thread was hoping for! :D

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:07 pm
by BNanni
faust.dtc wrote:I dont know what the wierdest thing ive typed in Google is but just looking at what I searched for on this day last year alone confuses me.

I searched 'fine wine reviews', 'garlic bread', 'strap-on dildo', 'dead dolphins', 'The Equalizer', 'retarded superman' and about different brands of tampons :o
I cracked up at the strap-on dildo :lol:

For me I have a few wierd things
'Club feet'
'Rolf Harris'
'Dinosaur Tamagochi'
'Jemima puddle duck'
'Muffin boy'
:?

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:12 pm
by thomas
thats odd, ive never noticed this before. I searched "a film with me in it" but i think that was an actual title.

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:14 pm
by USTD
"amputee porn fetish"

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:21 pm
by lil-tee
"Ace Ventura Drinking Games"

Brought pleasing results :)

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:53 pm
by 86.
'Anal lickfest'

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:58 pm
by badger
faust.dtc wrote:I dont know what the wierdest thing ive typed in Google is but just looking at what I searched for on this day last year alone confuses me.

I searched 'fine wine reviews', 'garlic bread', 'strap-on dildo', 'dead dolphins', 'The Equalizer', 'retarded superman' and about different brands of tampons :o
haha how much of that was chav gangs related?

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:42 pm
by finji
type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:48 pm
by 86.
finji wrote:type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.

LMAO

that's weird

other ones:

'women are'
'scratching your'

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:52 pm
by tomm
"bacon lube"
"beard lady"
"And to the sixteenth century geocentricists did Galileo cry "Nay.""
"bird doggin bitches and banging some beaver" (this has to be a quote of some kind. my porn search strings are a lot cleverer than this)

right this goes on forever. my google bar has everything saved from the past year. i'm hating myself just reading half of this shit back.

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:17 pm
by NilsFG
Mine doesn't keep my history :D
finji wrote:type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.
"i like to move" is the first suggestion

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:18 pm
by tomm
I LIKE TO FORK MYSELF comes up for me

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:18 pm
by 86.
NilsFG wrote:Mine doesn't keep my history :D
finji wrote:type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.
"i like to move" is the first suggestion

what'd you get as a second suggestion?

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:20 pm
by collige
86. wrote:
NilsFG wrote:Mine doesn't keep my history :D
finji wrote:type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.
"i like to move" is the first suggestion

what'd you get as a second suggestion?
"i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur"
:? :D

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:30 pm
by 86.
collige wrote:
86. wrote:
NilsFG wrote:Mine doesn't keep my history :D
finji wrote:type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.
"i like to move" is the first suggestion

what'd you get as a second suggestion?
"i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur"
:? :D

yup that's what i got :lol:

didnt bother clicking it though....don't wanna know wha'gwan on that site

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:36 pm
by Pada
"I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger"

is my second one!!

Re: Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:44 pm
by bokatordubstep
"mature latina brutal throat fuck gangbang" << has to be the winner. :twisted: