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this gorgeous girl had one on last night at the local. i couldnt believe my eyes. i handed her a hoegaarden and said " yooou foooking dickheadddd". we chatted away.

http://www.cafepress.com/fatpie2/408381

what is devvo?

it's on tv in the uk. channel 4 i think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpDOaFKIrEQ

Look at me fooking eyes mate!

i like the part of the story about the hoegaarden

i never realized this was actually on tv...

fucking secret pocket mate!

fuckin waaaaaaaah

you wanna play grebs dickhead?

quality i love devvo

white dudes in burberry caps aint a good look. but this guy is funny.

Seckle..bruv. You live in New York you see a fit bird in a devvo tee shirt and she drinks hoegarrten. You should be hanging out the back of her now, or engaged. These kind of birds are the reason we have dicks. Please tell me u got the number.

I know Darren and David Firth, they live down the road from my mum's

Search wrote:These kind of birds are the reason we have dicks.

Big statement.

'yoow aaarite yown, whaya up toon?
me n my mates went through a period of greeting eachother this way!!
from the one when he's sat in the shopping trolly, then gets that guy to play at 'coins' n nicks his coat!

devvo is too much jokes.

ya wot dik ed !

@ Little Boh Peep

I know what you are saying and u would think it was obvious. You would think that u would want a bird with a sense of humour and a healthy interest in the world around her. However many men (a large number of my mates) end up with birds who think that the world goes no further then the end of their lipstick, and when u crack a joke they look at u with a face like a bag of slapped twats. I am thinking about promoting a responsible breeding scheme in my area. For example one of my mates got this bird pregnant and she had "made in England" tatooed round her belly button (i know) and she walks in the pub 6months gone mid rift showing....the letters had stretched to enormous proportions cigarette in gob she asks for a pint of stella and then downed it. He's got a lovely little girl out of it but either way u look at it his kid is half div.

Search wrote:Seckle..bruv. You live in New York you see a fit bird in a devvo tee shirt and she drinks hoegarrten. You should be hanging out the back of her now, or engaged. These kind of birds are the reason we have dicks. Please tell me u got the number.

turned out after a few pints that she's a bartender, and trust me, i've dated a bartender before and it's tough.

anyway, we had a great laugh and i'm sure i'll see her again.

do it for the lads!

Search wrote:@ Little Boh Peep

For example one of my mates got this bird pregnant and she had "made in England" tatooed round her belly button (i know) and she walks in the pub 6months gone mid rift showing....the letters had stretched to enormous proportions cigarette in gob she asks for a pint of stella and then downed it. He's got a lovely little girl out of it but either way u look at it his kid is half div.

Condoms can help prevent the spread of DIV as well as HIV

"Condoms can help prevent the spread of DIV as well as HIV"

This is exactly the sort of catchy slogan i can use in my responsible breeding campaign.

Devvos big

Search wrote:"Condoms can help prevent the spread of DIV as well as HIV"

This is exactly the sort of catchy slogan i can use in my responsible breeding campaign.

it's time someone stepped up and took responsibility for the gene pool, frankly. i can only applaud you selfless consideration for your fellow man. bravo sir