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Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:01 am
by elibomyekip
It's been like it for a week now. Do I have bad AIDS?

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:31 am
by z.u.bee
you have worse aids, you shall die before christmas....

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:49 am
by DZA
I had this before
Scared the noise away tho
pussy

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:23 am
by 2manynoobs
DZA wrote:I had this before
Scared the noise away tho
pussy
:lol:

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:24 am
by abelard
try spitting?

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:05 am
by ahier
try washing?

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:22 am
by SK3W3R
probs anear infectionmatee

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:30 pm
by nousd
That's strange
everytime i squeak, i hear a swallow in my ear.


suggest you get your ears suctioned bud

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:46 pm
by karmacazee
Too much bumsex.

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:07 pm
by karmacazee
karmacazee wrote:Too much bumsex.
And not enough onions.

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:52 pm
by HamCrescendo
I knew a girl who had this once, dont worry it's nothing serious. It's just that your conscience is a mouse (in her case it was a Silver Agoutti) and happens to be a huge prude. I'd advise you lay some rodent poison and spit instead, you filthy fucking whore.

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:02 pm
by tomm
stick a pencil in yer ear far enough so the noise stops

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:05 pm
by hurlingdervish
search TMJ

does your jaw crack ever?

also

do you use q-tips?

if so it could be the start of swimmers ear... im just coming out of a 2-week deafness from an swimmers ear infection

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:10 pm
by gnome
Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:50 am
by the acid never lies
hurlingdervish wrote:if so it could be the start of swimmers ear... im just coming out of a 2-week deafness from an swimmers ear infection
do you have to be a swimmer to get this? also is tennis elbow just for people who play tennis? if you get either one does it make you a better swimmer/tennis player?

you probably do need to be eating more onions though :lol:

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:16 am
by ketamine
gnome wrote:Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol
Believe the gnome. It knows ALL

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:55 am
by Uncle Mike
gnome wrote:Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol
THIS

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:05 am
by Neurotik
I hear a click in both ears when i swalllow. I've had it since i was little, thought it was a little odd, then started to think it was normal, and then I found out what it was but i honestly cannot remember atm lol.

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:29 am
by sigbowls
ive had a click in my right ear its normal

Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:22 am
by macroclimate
Both my ears crackle every time I swallow. They have for about 8 years now, ever since a particularly bad plane ride (I apparently have sensitive eardrums). I consulted a doctor about it at one point, I can't remember what he said, but apparently he wasn't worried about it, so I'd think it's no big deal.

If somebody gets up real close to my ear when I swallow they can hear it too. :e: