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I'm interested to see how open people are to admit about their strange behaviour or weird antics...

Everyone looks in the mirror from time to time and pulls a rediculous face, only for the amusement/curiosity of themselves.

How weird are you, Have you ever done things were you thought "What the fuck is wrong with me?"

Do you talk to yourself?

Share your stories, i reckon it'll be funny!

Heres my contribution -

I've never had a licence to drive, but i have drove before and am very keen to start... well anyway I was sat on the bus last week and i started off pretending the two raised areas beneath me were Brakes And acceleration, i then started too move my dr pepper bottle as if i was changing gears.... It wasnt untill ten minutes later when a woman was giving me the dirtiest look ever that i noticed i was using my bag as a steering wheel and moving my face with so much concentration as if i was the bus driver. I then sat back and contemplated pretending i was special so as to make the woman feel bad and me feel better...

i have 3 plastic bottles behind my bed of stale urine..

basically, i can't be bothered to go to the toilet in the middle of the night because it's a bit of a walk. i guess that makes me weird.

^^^ dude thats fucked up

also, ive enjoyed picking my nose all my life, but in the last 3 years i took it a stage further, i purposly don't shower for like a week or more, and then i enjoy peeling dried smegma off my dick and wiping it on my trousers.

kp mike wrote:also, ive enjoyed picking my nose all my life, but in the last 3 years i took it a stage further, i purposly don't shower for like a week or more, and then i enjoy peeling dried smegma off my dick and wiping it on my trousers.

Wow thats some pretty bizarre shit man...! Sig!

everyone is nuts

just some hide it better than others

I think everybody is "weird".

but anyway, for a long time (and even on occasion still) I must strip down completely neked to take a sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit





that probably aint something I should put out in public....but I don't care.

kp mike wrote:also, ive enjoyed picking my nose all my life, but in the last 3 years i took it a stage further, i purposly don't shower for like a week or more, and then i enjoy peeling dried smegma off my dick and wiping it on my trousers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

I regularly find myself beatboxing and then think 'what the fuck am I doing? none of my cool friends would do this shit'

I pretend I'm a famous DJ whilst wanking

Ben you are retarded!!! I do odd things on occasion.

snypadub wrote:Ben you are retarded!!! I do odd things on occasion.

You talking to me?

Edit : I take it that you're called Ben too B-90

kp mike wrote:i have 3 plastic bottles behind my bed of stale urine..

basically, i can't be bothered to go to the toilet in the middle of the night because it's a bit of a walk. i guess that makes me weird.

No that makes you disgusting

Yer I guess I'm pretty wierd.
-Was in town the other day with my mate and started making loud bird type noises, while waiting for my train.
-At work, I've gone down the coridor galloping like a horse, noises and all .

Today I was walking round my house with my blanket round me, sneaked up on my mum who was in the kitchen.
Made a sort of cape, and done this thing where I brought it to me face and made an evil laughing noise.

snypadub wrote:Ben you are retarded!!! I do odd things on occasion.

On occasion?

I often find that simple people call me weird for thinking about certain stuff, for example how we're here, sat typing on this keyboard, registering thoughts through my skull, how the fuck am I functioning right now?

i get rushes of energy frequently...if im lazing about i need to run round the flat every now and then...i run around all day at work too...

i have 3000 cds in strict alpha and if my gf moves them i get really angry as well...I often stare at the same spot when in bed with the light off in the hope a ghost will appear or shapeshifter...

i just nippe out for a smoke and found myself burning snow with my lighter

Pistonsbeneath wrote:i get rushes of energy frequently...if im lazing about i need to run round the flat every now and then...i run around all day at work too...

i have 3000 cds in strict alpha and if my gf moves them i get really angry as well...I often stare at the same spot when in bed with the light off in the hope a ghost will appear or shapeshifter...

I'm sure everyone has abit of OCD in them, I'd be the exact same as you with the cd's... I like to be organised

The voice in my head sounds exactly like Ed Norton in fight club.

Nope

I am weird. Yes.

Well, probably anyway.