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Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:52 pm
by faust.dtc
Ive never sigged anybody on here before so I thought id run a little competition to see who wants to have their hilarious wise words put in my signature.
Feel free to go as random or crazy as you like or nominate any entries as a possible winner.
GO.....
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:54 pm
by DRTY
I made a post the other day and someone said it was sig material, was:
She definitely has that 'I take it up the shitter' look in her eye.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:55 pm
by gnome
Faust.dtc looked at me with those big brown eyes and said...Don't leave me, how can I eat all the strawberry laces by myself?
It was then I realised I loved him...
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:56 pm
by tr0tsky
SECURITY ALERT AT HEATHROW: UCL professor found with calculator, ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule. Arrested on suspicion of on being a member of Al-Gibra movement. Said to be carrying weapons of maths instruction.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:57 pm
by kay
PUTTING THE LAUGHTER IN TO MANSLAUGHTER...
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:02 pm
by Dead Rats
Trav, that video outside Croydon Hospital you uploaded on Facebook the other day nearly made me piss. For real.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:14 pm
by B_90
I like to rub my nipples till i lactate
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:17 pm
by Dead Rats
B-90 wrote:I like to rub my nipples till i lactate
Lactation porn scares me but it does actually turn me on a bit.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:39 pm
by p.t.b.d
tr0tsky wrote:SECURITY ALERT AT HEATHROW: UCL professor found with calculator, ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule. Arrested on suspicion of on being a member of Al-Gibra movement. Said to be carrying weapons of maths instruction.
good one
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:41 pm
by NilsFG
Dead Rats wrote:B-90 wrote:I like to rub my nipples till i lactate
Lactation porn scares me but it does actually turn me on a bit.
You should google some videos of those breast pumps.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:30 pm
by djelements
You guys are weird. This competition is also gayer than Liberace.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:30 pm
by leftdub
djelements wrote:You guys are weird. This competition is also gayer than Liberace.
Don't say its wierd and then slightly compete.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:36 pm
by Pada
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:56 pm
by diss04
Dubstep is a bit gay. Jus' sayin'.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:31 pm
by dcrock
show us where you piss from?
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:32 pm
by Blue Patterns
DRTY wrote:I made a post the other day and someone said it was sig material, was:
She definitely has that 'I take it up the shitter' look in her eye.
lol what thread was that.
I bet it was the one where the one guy's female friend girl had something about vibrators in her facebook profile
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:58 pm
by kejk
Fuck you.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:03 pm
by bassbum
Im just trying to show you what I can do.
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:42 pm
by DRTY
Blue Patterns wrote:DRTY wrote:I made a post the other day and someone said it was sig material, was:
She definitely has that 'I take it up the shitter' look in her eye.
lol what thread was that.
I bet it was the one where the one guy's female friend girl had something about vibrators in her facebook profile
Na lol, nice guess tho, it was the Stacey Slater thread I think
Re: Fausts Signature Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:51 pm
by missedthebus
Faust spends his Fridays at G-A-Y
