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What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:15 pm
by Lichee
Serious business, and btw i'm 17 not a pedo.

Ye, she said she doesn't want anything so i wanna get her something pretty fucking cool. Any real immense presents i could get?

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:18 pm
by Dead Rats
How about some EXPLODING KNEES!!!!!!

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Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:20 pm
by drokkr
Anal?

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:20 pm
by magma
Brown wings, standard.

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:29 pm
by Lichee
drokkr wrote:Anal?
i've given up asking.

and btw she's american.

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:36 pm
by firky
Fake ID?

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:14 pm
by BLAHBLAHJAH
Bake a big ol' chocolate cake and instead of candles opt for 18 spliffs, mix up some mandy into the icing sugar for that extra mile

winner :t:

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:22 pm
by Mutiny
drokkr wrote:Anal?
magma wrote:Brown wings, standard.
these

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:22 pm
by fergus222
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Bake a big ol' chocolate cake and instead of candles opt for 18 spliffs, mix up some mandy into the icing sugar for that extra mile

winner :t:
If anybody did that for my birthday I'd love them for life.

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:28 pm
by Pi-Krust
a babby?,it's what she wants all girls do

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:36 pm
by firky
a brahn baby and a cancil haase


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Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:37 pm
by missedthebus
golden shower

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:38 pm
by hackman

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:38 pm
by firky
AK47 (gold plated)

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Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:39 pm
by jackbass
did you expect to get a serious answer on the dsf? hahahahaa

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:59 pm
by phrex
Dead Rats wrote:How about some EXPLODING KNEES!!!!!!

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HIS SWEATER IS ON MY WANTLIST!!! wher ecan i get this!?

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:32 pm
by elibomyekip
I took mine to a psytrance rave, bought her a big purple vibrator and managed to get anal out of her 2 days after the rave.

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:45 pm
by phrex
elibomyekip wrote:I took mine to a psytrance rave, bought her a big purple vibrator and managed to get anal out of her 2 days after the rave.
she was still on acid and imagined that her ass is the entrance to the hilton hotel?

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:47 pm
by elibomyekip
vulvavibration wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:I took mine to a psytrance rave, bought her a big purple vibrator and managed to get anal out of her 2 days after the rave.
she was still on acid and imagined that her ass is the entrance to the hilton hotel?
She took around 4 grams of shit base in one go and hallucinated for 3 days straight on the comedown. Bare giggles.

Re: What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:01 pm
by upstateface
An invitation to my house/bed.