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Do you find taking a shit as satisfying as men?

Wow do girls use this forum?

Had this conversation loads, the best was with one girl that was on about having a joint on the throne. We had something in common, in terms of a scar on the left buttocks from trying to slip the end of a joint under the legs and into the bowl, but failing and getting burned. Rasspikk to anyone else that has this humble experience!

I don't know if she was winding me up or not but an old housemate told me that she loved taking a shit when she was coming up on pills, she said she'd take all her clothes off and get aroused and take a poo. I think she was just philandering to my skat fetish to be honest (and it worked).

meh. its good when its good, but when its less than easy its just a pain in the arse.
i could take it or leave it, were it an options.

firky wrote:I don't know if she was winding me up or not but an old housemate told me that she loved taking a shit when she was coming up on pills, she said she'd take all her clothes off and get aroused and take a poo. I think she was just philandering to my skat fetish to be honest (and it worked).

My mate Lewis does that when he's not on pills.

Motorway to Roswell wrote:

firky wrote:I don't know if she was winding me up or not but an old housemate told me that she loved taking a shit when she was coming up on pills, she said she'd take all her clothes off and get aroused and take a poo. I think she was just philandering to my skat fetish to be honest (and it worked).

My mate Lewis does that when he's not on pills.

Is this Lewis on the left?

AHHH FUCK THE 1000 pixel thing

firky wrote:I don't know if she was winding me up or not but an old housemate told me that she loved taking a shit when she was coming up on pills, she said she'd take all her clothes off and get aroused and take a poo. I think she was just philandering to my skat fetish to be honest (and it worked).

That reminds me of a mental story I have one time I scored a threesome and got two pillheads back to my dirty student hovel. Anyway to cut to the good bit involving the toilet (and to give you some good scatty images) after fucking about with them (pun intended) I rolled a daddy turbo joint, probably like 8 guitar frets long. Got busted by some housemates and dragged away, whilst happy for a break from the dirty birds, I was gutted that they were left alone with mah bifftah. Ended up staying downstairs for about 30 mins cos Robocop was on, then when I remembered about the girls I panciked and legged it upstairs with some cuppa teas. Gutted! They had ran off. Or so I thought. So I went and finished watching Robocop (DICK, YOU'RE FIRED!). Heard a big bang noise in the corridor and one of the birds had fallen pissed down the stairs but was laughing. "Cool! They never left!" I thought. But where was the other girl? I suddenly felt the guilt of responsability so went looking for her.

Turns out she'd chugged all my biff, skeletored in the toilet room, undercrackers at th'ankles, sat on the throne, shat everywhere on the toilet rim and constructed a dung-sarnie between the toilet seat and her thighs.

Due to the E's, all that sprang to mind, was "CAN YOU FLY, BOBBY!"

I hope there arn't any girls reading this though

Oh I'm a girl

BNanni wrote:

Oh I'm a girl

and do you enjoy shitting?

Log Talk

I thought girl's butts were for peeing and babies?

particle-jim wrote:

BNanni wrote:

Oh I'm a girl

and do you enjoy shitting?

Wouldn't say I love it.
But when you've had the need to go for a while, and then finally go.
Thats a good feelin right thur.

Finally! A genuine shitty thread on here!

Girls taking a shit ITT

firky wrote:Do you find taking a shit as satisfying as men?

that's a gd movie

i didn't think girls went on the intawebs? least not this waste of [cyber]space....

does doing a big thick hard poo feel anything like getting bummed? is anyone willing to answer that?

i've never stuck my finger in a poo so i don't know how hard it is really but i'd imagine a nob would be harder...

Why do boys always want to know about girls opinions on shit.
Most girls are normally not open enough to share there views and the same goes for many subjects.

girls don't poo.

This thread makes the Baby Jesus cry, firky. DO NOT WANT.

I thought this was going to be a world changing thread that was going to to give a wonderful insight into the world of women...instead, it's made me all cringey...