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Tell Me Something Uninteresting About Yourself

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:25 pm
by corpsey
I have just smoked my eigth liquorice roll-up of the day. I have a nose. I speak English. I am in England. I can almost certainly count up to 100. When I wear shoes, I tie the laces. I like dubstep. I am a male. I have a mobile telephone.

What about you?

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:32 pm
by poax
i want to be more like you.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:40 pm
by kion
On the whole I tend to be awake during the day, and quite often I sleep at night.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:50 pm
by sand leaper
My house key is blue.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:55 pm
by corpsey
poax wrote:i want to be more like you.
I read this, and understood every word. I understand many English words, though currently not ''sericeous''.

I read the above using the two eyes that I have in my one skull. They are brown, and are sometimes open but also sometimes are closed.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:08 pm
by sonar
sometimes i like to eat food.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:11 pm
by corpsey
sonar wrote:sometimes i like to eat food.
OMG OMG OMG OMG

THAT'S LIKE

SOOO WEIRD!

I LIKE EATING FOOD TOO!

OMG ARE YOU A SCORPIO? I BET YOU ARE OMG I KNEW U WERE THE MOMENT I SAWWW YOUUU

MY PAL STEVIE WONDER LIKES WEARING FOOD INSTEAD OF EATING IT BUT I THINK HE'S A GEMINI SO THAT EXPLAINS IIIIT!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: &^&**%%£%$£$%£"$£

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:18 pm
by benjybars
Corpsey wrote:
sonar wrote:sometimes i like to eat food.
OMG OMG OMG OMG

THAT'S LIKE

SOOO WEIRD!

I LIKE EATING FOOD TOO!

OMG ARE YOU A SCORPIO? I BET YOU ARE OMG I KNEW U WERE THE MOMENT I SAWWW YOUUU

MY PAL STEVIE WONDER LIKES WEARING FOOD INSTEAD OF EATING IT BUT I THINK HE'S A GEMINI SO THAT EXPLAINS IIIIT!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: &^&**%%£%$£$%£"$£


When i read this, i laughed. i am a size 32 waist. however, the jeans i am currently wearing are a size 36. how weird is that??

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:25 pm
by Jubz
benjybars wrote:
Corpsey wrote:
sonar wrote:sometimes i like to eat food.
OMG OMG OMG OMG

THAT'S LIKE

SOOO WEIRD!

I LIKE EATING FOOD TOO!

OMG ARE YOU A SCORPIO? I BET YOU ARE OMG I KNEW U WERE THE MOMENT I SAWWW YOUUU

MY PAL STEVIE WONDER LIKES WEARING FOOD INSTEAD OF EATING IT BUT I THINK HE'S A GEMINI SO THAT EXPLAINS IIIIT!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: &^&**%%£%$£$%£"$£


When i read this, i laughed. i am a size 32 waist. however, the jeans i am currently wearing are a size 36. how weird is that??
I am a 33/34 waist , I recently ordered some jeans from Sweden that were 36 waist, when they arrived they were huge. I was gutted. I sold them to a friend.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:27 pm
by audiopie
I normally breath in air but some times I like to switch it up and breath in smoke. I have ten fingers and ten toes, they all have nails on em. I like to use my ears to listen to sounds. I also know how to walk.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:27 pm
by corpsey
Jubscarz wrote:
When i read this, i laughed. i am a size 32 waist. however, the jeans i am currently wearing are a size 36. how weird is that??
I am a 33/34 waist , I recently ordered some jeans from Sweden that were 36 waist, when they arrived they were huge. I was gutted. I sold them to a friend.[/quote]

You forgot to mention other uninteresting things about yourself such as the fact that you fancy men and have a face only a mother could love.

This disappointed me.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:32 pm
by Jubz
Corpsey spends all day on forums yet cant use the quote function properly.

Re-ee-tard, when the crowd say bo selecta!

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:36 pm
by kion
Believe it or not I was once a foetus.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:38 pm
by poax
Audiopie wrote:I normally breath in air but some times I like to switch it up and breath in smoke. I have ten fingers and ten toes, they all have nails on em. I like to use my ears to listen to sounds. I also know how to walk.
its true , the thumb is becoming the 5th finger.

i suffer from aspergers syndrome.
go on tell me im lying.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:39 pm
by pablex
i got a massive headache

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:51 pm
by corpsey
Jubscarz wrote:Corpsey spends all day on forums yet cant use the quote function properly.

Re-ee-tard, when the crowd say bo selecta!
Jubscarz lives in the year 2007 and yet persists in using cultural references that predate the opening of the Millenium Dome.

Stick to the subject, cloth eyes.

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:01 am
by sonar
Corpsey wrote:
sonar wrote:sometimes i like to eat food.
OMG OMG OMG OMG

THAT'S LIKE

SOOO WEIRD!

I LIKE EATING FOOD TOO!

OMG ARE YOU A SCORPIO? I BET YOU ARE OMG I KNEW U WERE THE MOMENT I SAWWW YOUUU

MY PAL STEVIE WONDER LIKES WEARING FOOD INSTEAD OF EATING IT BUT I THINK HE'S A GEMINI SO THAT EXPLAINS IIIIT!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: &^&**%%£%$£$%£"$£
YEAH rYTe!

DaTS tOTALLy amAzIN!

i tell you a story, no bullshit, once yeah, i went to the shop to buy a mars bar, but i TotoTALLY didnt have enough money! so i couldnt buy the mars bar, which was the reason i went to the shop.
MeNtaLLLL OMGZ111121312one1.

THE DIIIRTTYY LACTOSE INTOLERANT BASTADS.

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:08 am
by corpsey
Cor BLIMEY that's GRIMEY

JME to person in a coma: Are you numb?

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:14 am
by electric eliminator
back in 1990 i kicked a fence post, cuasing the toenail on my wee toe to split in two.



it still hasnae grown back together.

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:19 am
by corpsey
That's interesting.

GET OUT. :x