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Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:56 am
by serox

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:06 pm
by kejk
Fuck no lol


I did look at some hot ass in the mall before, turned out it was a guy in skinny jeans and long hair :<

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:16 pm
by Bullshit
It's the hands that give it away.
They can have all the surgery and makeup they want in the world, but they'll still have those big mans hands.

So always check the hands, before it's too late to pull out (pun intended!)

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:19 pm
by marshy
Yeah it's happened to me before.















I was kissing this nice young fella and i forgot to tell him i used to be a man. He was not happy when we got back to his.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:21 pm
by Basic A
Bullshit wrote:It's the hands that give it away.
They can have all the surgery and makeup they want in the world, but they'll still have those big mans hands.

So always check the hands, before it's too late to pull out (pun intended!)
Womens ring fingers aremore proportionate to thier middle finger then thier index, where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...

I read a study on this, and your right, the hands are the ONLY thing they cant hide.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:24 pm
by Bullshit
Basic A wrote:where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...
Mine's not! :o


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:31 pm
by the dub lemon
Not that this thread is in anyway production related but watch this vid, it will leave you very very confused!

http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-1035765.html

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:31 pm
by Basic A
Bullshit wrote:
Basic A wrote:where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...
Mine's not! :o


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.
YOu sure your not off because you have teachers point (i.e. a curving index finger like me) or the distance between ring and index is fuckin with you?

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:40 pm
by Bullshit
Basic A wrote:
Bullshit wrote:
Basic A wrote:where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...
Mine's not! :o


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.
YOu sure your not off because you have teachers point (i.e. a curving index finger like me) or the distance between ring and index is fuckin with you?
Yeah, you're right. It's my fat knuckles.
Ever since I used one of those powerball things the fuckers have been swollen up and never gone back down to their original size.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:42 pm
by Ongelegen
the dub lemon wrote:Not that this thread is in anyway production related but watch this vid, it will leave you very very confused!

http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-1035765.html
:o :o

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:16 am
by nowaysj
No, its never happened, but I rarely kiss woman six inches taller than me.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:15 am
by JFK
Bullshit wrote:
Basic A wrote:
Bullshit wrote:
Basic A wrote:where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...
Mine's not! :o


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.
YOu sure your not off because you have teachers point (i.e. a curving index finger like me) or the distance between ring and index is fuckin with you?
Yeah, you're right. It's my fat knuckles.
Ever since I used one of those powerball things the fuckers have been swollen up and never gone back down to their original size.
Whats a powerball?

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:20 am
by Bullshit
JFK wrote:
Bullshit wrote:
Basic A wrote:
Bullshit wrote:
Basic A wrote:where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...
Mine's not! :o


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.
YOu sure your not off because you have teachers point (i.e. a curving index finger like me) or the distance between ring and index is fuckin with you?
Yeah, you're right. It's my fat knuckles.
Ever since I used one of those powerball things the fuckers have been swollen up and never gone back down to their original size.
Whats a powerball?
It's a gyroscope ball used for "carpal tunnel, tennis elbow, tendonitis, wrist pain and grip strength etc."
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:23 am
by JFK
:o That looks cool.

Im getting one today. It will do wonders for my wanking hand :wink:

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:31 am
by kejk
JFK wrote::o That looks cool.

Im getting one today. It will do wonders for my wanking hand :wink:
At first it's easy and fun, but as you keep it up to speed for a good 2 minutes or something your wrist will feel numb.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:45 am
by JFK
kejk wrote:
JFK wrote::o That looks cool.

Im getting one today. It will do wonders for my wanking hand :wink:
At first it's easy and fun, but as you keep it up to speed for a good 2 minutes or something your wrist will feel numb.
Nah, its ok, my wanking sessions last a lot longer than 2 muinutes.

My record is 6hrs 23mins 42sec.

My cock looked like a wiener schnitzel wrapped in raw bacon.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:53 am
by Project_B
Best production thread ever.

Those powerballs rock, ive been using one for 3 years. My wanking has greatly improved.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:56 am
by kejk
JFK wrote:My cock looked like a wiener schnitzel wrapped in raw bacon.
Fine, you can be in my sig again.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:22 pm
by gnome
Does anybody else find it weird that BasicA knows way too much about hands?

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:26 pm
by Bullshit
Strange how this thread went from being about transexuals to wanking. :o

FYI, when I said those "fuckers have swollen up;" I wasn't talking about my knuckles. Lulz.