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What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am
by rob sparx
Ok I know I've stood up for midrange a fair bit on here in the past and ill hold my hand up to writing the odd turkey but looking at the VINYL chemical weekly sales chart over the last few days has been fucking depressing. Ok all you new producers want to make an impact on the scene and understand that the doors of many established labels are well and truly closed so are going for a real loud in your face sound to get yourself noticed but does it really have to sound SO FUCKING STOOOOPID??
Then theres established names still doing the same old crap as well that sounds pretty fucking stoopid too, I mean I don't have a problem with harsh sounds at all but all this drunk wobble portamento albinoish wobbly basses sliding all over the place like a plastered hobo, the bitcrushed doh-doh's borrowed straight from the most disposable kind of DNB or worst of all the clowny stupid vocals just b4 a drop - big he-man 'huhs' or stupid laughs, real fucking retarded kids TV shite that makes me cringe listening to it as its not even funny
Is there any chance some of you guys can learn some new tricks before you fuck this scene so hard up the arse that it bleeds to death?
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:31 am
by WatchYourStep
You enjoy complaining like this? Does it help everything make more sense?
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:37 am
by jolly wailer
it's hyperbole bro
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:39 am
by pompende
i think the good people here at dsf can feel your pain.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:08 am
by vishnu
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:14 am
by tacospheros
just wanted to say i caught you at konkrete jungle here in nyc few weeks back, definitely a good diverse set. Respect bruv
as for your post , i feel ya . I just try to support what i like and smile and nod at the stuff i don't. If i really tried to avoid all the horrid crap out there nowadays I'd never go out anymore

Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:58 am
by knivez
i dont know if i would trash it that bad but i have seen my purchases go towards older releases thats for sure
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:52 am
by jungletime21
big up Rob Sparx, regardless
Arcade and Going Back =

Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:07 am
by _boring
yea some shitty music out there for sure.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:41 am
by brasco
rob sparx wrote:Ok I know I've stood up for midrange a fair bit on here in the past and ill hold my hand up to writing the odd turkey but looking at the VINYL chemical weekly sales chart over the last few days has been fucking depressing. Ok all you new producers want to make an impact on the scene and understand that the doors of many established labels are well and truly closed so are going for a real loud in your face sound to get yourself noticed but does it really have to sound SO FUCKING STOOOOPID??
Then theres established names still doing the same old crap as well that sounds pretty fucking stoopid too, I mean I don't have a problem with harsh sounds at all but all this drunk wobble portamento albinoish wobbly basses sliding all over the place like a plastered hobo, the bitcrushed doh-doh's borrowed straight from the most disposable kind of DNB or worst of all the clowny stupid vocals just b4 a drop - big he-man 'huhs' or stupid laughs, real fucking retarded kids TV shite that makes me cringe listening to it as its not even funny
Is there any chance some of you guys can learn some new tricks before you fuck this scene so hard up the arse that it bleeds to death?
couldnt agree more
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:48 am
by nousd
you tell em Sparxy.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:27 am
by datilt
Rob Sparx is right, mostly wobbles are used in a very cheesy way. IMO Rob Sparx is one of only a few producers who is able to produce interesting wobble tunez.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:43 am
by ELLFIVEDEE
datilt wrote:Rob Sparx is right, mostly wobbles are used in a very cheesy way. IMO Rob Sparx is one of only a few producers who is able to produce interesting wobble tunez.
wait dude....you've got a bit of....yeah on your nose....yea...nah it's still there...
sorry I couldn't resist, have no real input the put into this thread except....
...stop whining about how shit everything is and make more non-shit to balance it out?
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:57 am
by For The Win Records
LOL
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:02 am
by julesee
are you drunk
in before a 17 pager
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:12 am
by thinking
is this some kind of windup?
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:22 am
by herbalicious
thinking wrote:is this some kind of windup?
I'm unsure of all of this.
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:09 am
by jam1
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am
April fools...?
Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:23 am
by brasco
jam1 wrote:Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am
April fools...?
thinking about it you might be right, but would be a shame if it was a wind up

Re: What the fuk is going on with jumpup?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:26 am
by rob sparx
jam1 wrote:Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am
April fools...?
Hehehe I was trying to get the post in b4 midnight but got carried away needed to get a few things off my chest lol
Not joking I'm sure Doctor P/Cuntfase/Barenoize etc are nice ppl etc but your music is absolute shit and I cant tell the difference between any of you
Im gonna stop whining now and get on a beat anyway...