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I quit.

i lol'd so hard i actually put it as my status

I don't get it...

What am I missing out on here?

everybody likes this



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jstriz wrote:everybody likes this



wuttttt

yeh, noticed that as wel

damn.

Whereabouts is the pound shop you bought your scary mask from, Stenchman? Or did you just defecate onto a plate, freeze it in the fridge, and then staple it onto your face?

Dead Rats wrote:Whereabouts is the pound shop you bought your scary mask from, Stenchman? Or did you just defecate onto a plate, freeze it in the fridge, and then staple it onto your face?

its the same one your mother gets her contraception from, evidently






another woman wishes she went to boots

I know for a fact you're lying through your fucking face because my mum only takes it up the brownpipe, so she doesn't buy any contraception.

Who'd you think'd win in a fight, Stenchman - You or Slipknot?

Sexy girls get dirty for Stenchman's gigs. When I saw slipknot as a kid at ozzfest I was surrounded by topless hairy men and a creepy midget with a nosebleed

That's a bigger winner than masks innit. I remember once in Nottingham at a Suspicious Stench gig getting too fucked with ketamine and kipping at a bus stop, then crawling back into the club just in time to see these guys appearing. Proper buzzed me up cos of the epic intro which seemed to attract this one strange girl. Anyway the lovely vibes lead to some to some proper frantic line chasing and unsexy romping in a right skiddy toilet there. I dunno, the whole mood had kicked in, and three tabboos wern't enough. I never would've realised how quickly you can sobre up a fun girl by asking for bum sex in a foul toilet. Sadly I missed the end of that set though due to blue balls

Guess I'm grateful too!

next time, don't ask.

i like you blahblahjah i'd like you to come round and bill a spliff (with) me and scandalise my new girlfriend with your stories so she starts to think I'm quite clean in comparison

abelard wrote:i like you blahblahjah i'd like you to come round and bill a spliff me and scandalise my new girlfriend with your stories so she starts to think I'm quite clean in comparison

Dead Rats wrote:I know for a fact you're lying through your fucking face because my mum only takes it up the brownpipe, so she doesn't buy any contraception.

Who'd you think'd win in a fight, Stenchman - You or Slipknot?

there is 9 of them so i reckon they would have it, altho depends if they did it sportsmanlike and came at me one at a time.

stenchman wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:I know for a fact you're lying through your fucking face because my mum only takes it up the brownpipe, so she doesn't buy any contraception.

Who'd you think'd win in a fight, Stenchman - You or Slipknot?

there is 9 of them so i reckon they would have it, altho depends if they did it sportsmanlike and came at me one at a time.

just get your horn out and fuck them up

I dont really care what all this gay arguing is about, i just dropped by to say.. big up stenchman

sick tunes and a sick dj.. but each to their own eh

just sat dwn