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Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:42 pm
by jungletime21
post the best "would you rather" predicaments you've encountered here.
would you rather have one giant tooth or a million little teeth?
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:33 pm
by mashmash
i don't think i'd get laid with 1 huge tooth. lol someone i know is amazing at these, can't think of any right now
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:41 pm
by DZA
Would you rather fuck He Pingping or get fucked by Bao Xishun?
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:52 pm
by sigbowls
would you rather have a cinco c-bun or a musky tusk
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:16 pm
by BLAHBLAHJAH
Would you rather have one twenty-eight year old girlfriend or twenty eight year old girlfriends?
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:17 pm
by Phigure
piss a marble or shit a watermelon
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:35 pm
by kaiori breathe
Two I heard recently:
Would you rather suck off your dad while your cat watches you or suck off a cat while your dad watches you.
Would you rather insert an eel in your ass or have an octopus wank you off.
EDIT: In relation to post above this, piss a marble. My urethra will go back to normal fairly quickly, my ass hole however is likely to never recover from such a horrific trauma as shitting a water melon.
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:38 pm
by hackman
kaiori breathe wrote:Would you rather suck off your dad while your cat watches you or suck off a cat while your dad watches you.
omg lol that is a dilemma
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:41 pm
by collige
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Would you rather have one twenty-eight year old girlfriend or twenty eight year old girlfriends?
too easy
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:45 pm
by collige
kaiori breathe wrote:Two I heard recently:
Would you rather suck off your dad while your cat watches you or suck off a cat while your dad watches you.
Would you rather insert an eel in your ass or have an octopus wank you off.
EDIT: In relation to post above this, piss a marble. My urethra will go back to normal fairly quickly, my ass hole however is likely to never recover from such a horrific trauma as shitting a water melon.
suck off my dad. because of this:
The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[146] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation. This act also occurs to clear the vagina from other sperm in the context of a 2nd (or more) mating, thus giving the latter males a larger chance of conception.
After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly.
I would go with the eel (especially if it's dead). The way it's phrased implies that the octopus would have to wank me to orgasm which would take a very long time. Unless of course said octopus was named Paul.
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:50 pm
by mashmash
grate off your bell-end with a cheese grater until it's a complete stub or re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:52 pm
by Phigure
mashmash wrote:grate off your bell-end with a cheese grater until it's a complete stub or re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches
re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches a million times over, rather than the other
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:55 pm
by badger
the ultimate.... would you rather a rich tea hand or an evil dad?
http://www.dubstepforum.com/rich-tea-da ... 38323.html
ah the old days
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:56 pm
by gnome
mashmash wrote:grate off your bell-end with a cheese grater until it's a complete stub or re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches
My family watching is the last thing on my mind tbh lol
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:57 pm
by kaiori breathe
Evil dad, you can kill an evil dad, problem solved, you can't however solve the problem of a rich tea hand.
mashmash wrote:grate off your bell-end with a cheese grater until it's a complete stub or re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches
Well, my family have always said they'd be supportive of any decisions I make in life, so the second one is easily my choice.
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:12 am
by BLAHBLAHJAH
Would you rather use vinegar as shower gel or eat shower gel with chips
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:15 am
by DZA
Would you rather walk in on your dad busting a nut or your dad walk in on you busting a nut
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:32 am
by Coppola
Eat a babby or have a bath in lukewarm, fetid placenta for 24 hours?
Eat a poo sandwich or snort your granny's ashes?
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:36 am
by kaiori breathe
Coppola wrote:Eat a babby or have a bath in lukewarm, fetid placenta for 24 hours?
Eat a poo sandwich or snort your granny's ashes?
Babies taste nice, snort grannys ashes, that way she'll always be with me.
Re: Would you rather...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:49 am
by Wreckognize
get felched or do the felching?