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1. Wake up, have a bowl of wannabe cereal
2. Hop on the computer, browse dubstepforum.com
3. Ask a question about how to do a particular sound, get thrashed for "being unoriginal"
4. Open up DAW, play with some synths, get frustrated
5. Watch a tutorial, post a comment about how great the tutorial was while others are blasting the op for rinsing the "same old"
6. Hop back on DSF, ask about filters, get blasted for not reading enough
7. Discover an awesome sound from a synth while playing around, build a whole track around that sound
8. Release track on DSF for feedback, get blasted for having too much wobble / Get blasted for not having enough wobble.
9. Have lunch, listen to something other than Dubstep due to being so deflated
10. Hop back on DSF, ask about wobblez, get blasted. Something about LFOs and cutoff? *scratch head*
11. Get back into the DAW, figuring out why your levels are all over the place
12. Have some dinner then go to bed wondering why you're trying to produce in the first place...
13. Wake up the next morning and give it another go. Maybe ask on the forums about LFOs.

LFO - Low frequency oscillator. LFOs can be used to modulate parameters, with the modulation often being able to take shapes such a sines, triangles, squares, sawtooths, etc.

Phigure wrote:LFO - Low frequency oscillator. LFOs can be used to modulate parameters, with the modulation often being able to take shapes such a sines, triangles, squares, sawtooths, etc.

lol. Aware of that Phigure, I think maybe you missed the "tone" of my post

amphibian wrote:

Phigure wrote:LFO - Low frequency oscillator. LFOs can be used to modulate parameters, with the modulation often being able to take shapes such a sines, triangles, squares, sawtooths, etc.

lol. Aware of that Phigure, I think maybe you missed the "tone" of my post

No, I didn't miss it, I just figured I could answer your question.

"Maybe ask on the forums about LFOs."

Phigure wrote:

amphibian wrote:

Phigure wrote:LFO - Low frequency oscillator. LFOs can be used to modulate parameters, with the modulation often being able to take shapes such a sines, triangles, squares, sawtooths, etc.

lol. Aware of that Phigure, I think maybe you missed the "tone" of my post

No, I didn't miss it, I just figured I could answer your question.

"Maybe ask on the forums about LFOs."

It was meant to be a theatrical post about what most newbies to these forums may experience, I wasn't actually asking about LFOs, just repeating what I've seen here so many times. Maybe I should have asked about Datsik/Excision instead

amphibian wrote:

Phigure wrote:

amphibian wrote:

Phigure wrote:LFO - Low frequency oscillator. LFOs can be used to modulate parameters, with the modulation often being able to take shapes such a sines, triangles, squares, sawtooths, etc.

lol. Aware of that Phigure, I think maybe you missed the "tone" of my post

No, I didn't miss it, I just figured I could answer your question.

"Maybe ask on the forums about LFOs."

It was meant to be a theatrical post about what most newbies to these forums may experience, I wasn't actually asking about LFOs, just repeating what I've seen here so many times. Maybe I should have asked about Datsik/Excision instead

Oh, seemed to me like you were describing your day

deadly habit wrote:

That actually made me 'laugh out loud' a proper little cackle XD

You forgot to add feed alpacas

you forgot fizzy drinks rusko says you need fizzy drinks


or something.

JemGrover wrote:you forgot fizzy drinks rusko says you need fizzy drinks


or something.

AND HARIBO!!!!

JemGrover wrote:you forgot fizzy drinks rusko says you need fizzy drinks


or something.

The only thing the guy ever taught me

fuck the fizzy drinks. give me some reefer any day.

jameshk wrote:fuck the fizzy drinks. give me some reefer any day.

this man KNOWS!!!

smoke bowls and make tunes all day. at least until my laptop overheats.. then it's back to trolling facebook and DSF until it's a manageable temperature again

this made me giggle.

You missed out... wanking in the mirror while your 2bar loop repeats in the background, thinking about when will be worshipped in the club by barbie looking groupies and hipsters and getting slavered over in appreciation threads on forums.

Pedro Sánchez wrote:You missed out... wanking in the mirror while your 2bar loop repeats in the background, thinking about when will be worshipped in the club by barbie looking groupies and hipsters and getting slavered over in appreciation threads on forums.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

1 wake up in the morning
2 feeling like p.diddy
3 grab my glasses
4 out the door
5 I'm gonna hit this city
6 Before I leave I brush my teeth with a bottle of jack

Pedro Sánchez wrote:You missed out... wanking in the mirror while your 2bar loop repeats in the background, thinking about when will be worshipped in the club by barbie looking groupies and hipsters and getting slavered over in appreciation threads on forums.

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