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Metropolitan Police samples

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:36 am
by __________
The pigs have got a few samples on their website, there's a good one of a dog but the rest are pretty shite. Made me laugh though. Check em out:

http://www.met.police.uk/youth/sounds.htm

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:49 am
by n'drangheta
There are some gems in their advice section.
Traveling on public transport

On buses - sit downstairs.
In the 'dating' section
When hearing things you do not want to hear.

Tell your date it is boring and change the subject.
and
If your date seems to think that paying for you 'buys' them something, tell them they are wrong. Avoid any more misunderstandings by going halves.
We are at a very very sad place when the Police are giving us love advice.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:01 am
by __________
Substances

It's illegal for you to take them. Don't be confident about your ability to "handle" drugs. Drugs are dangerous and you need to stay in control. You enjoy an event more if you know what's going on around you.
Hear me now

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:42 am
by echo wanderer
N'drangheta wrote:There are some gems in their advice section.


In the 'dating' section
When hearing things you do not want to hear.

Tell your date it is boring and change the subject.
:o :o :o

You can do that???

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: