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And then farted?

And as soon as the scent hits your nose, you quickly have to change your train of thought to something else, as the last thing you want is to relate gettin down n dirty with that person to the smell of your fart! (unless thats your thing )

Bit of a random question, but just happened to me there, and ruined the buzz.

(And girls need not answer, cos we know you don't fart )

Sure it wasn't a guy you were thinking of?

No but I have been around girls and a strange smell starts to come into existence then I associate whatever the smell is with that person for a couple of days and get put of the idea of being around them.

At which point did I say I was thinking about a girl?

(But answer your question : No, twas not!)

My mate was friends with this girl and one time he was round hers and she disappeared for a bit. When she came back, the whole house stank. It turned out she'd done the biggest shit ever and blocked her toilet.

Not sure if that's a forgivable offence

spontaneous relaxation...

So fucking weird, I just did this and was thinking the exact same thing!

I was wondering why "shitting yourself" is confined only to a clothed state; the naked human isn't technically capable of shitting oneself, even with a leg dribbled in diarrhea... It's like it only counts if the dump can't escape

Lol this thread made me laugh. So what if she is suPer bur, still put off?

Grand

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:I was wondering why "shitting yourself" is confined only to a clothed state; the naked human isn't technically capable of shitting oneself, even with a leg dribbled in diarrhea... It's like it only counts if the dump can't escape

I suppose.

You can shit on yourself but that's just poor shitting technique. It's not like going when you're in clothes and aren't supposed to go at all. Never had really thought about before...

Cheers

Thinking I should shoot a video of me lying on my belly, shitting. Would be interesting? Somewhat volcanic.

nowaysj wrote:Thinking I should shoot a video of me lying on my belly, shitting. Would be interesting? Somewhat volcanic.

You ever watch old vids of G.G. Allin?

He does that all the time!

my farts smell like rosewater,
so when i let one rip
I start feeling like eating lebanese.

i spose i could fuck one instead.

sd5 wrote:my farts smell like rosewater,
so when i let one rip
I start feeling like eating lebanese.

i spose i could fuck one instead.

i would recommend fucking one... i had a lebanese girl once, that was a very fun night, she had weird nipples though

particle-jim wrote:

sd5 wrote:my farts smell like rosewater,
so when i let one rip
I start feeling like eating lebanese.

i spose i could fuck one instead.

i would recommend fucking one... i had a lebanese girl once, that was a very fun night, she had weird nipples though

i think sd5 should compose a book of poems about farting

*grand* wrote:Lol this thread made me laugh. So what if she is suPer bur, still put off?

Grand

Depends on the potency of the vapour.

Its a sliding scale - the hotter the girl in question, the denser/eggier the fart needed to crash the party.

sd5 wrote:my farts smell like rosewater,
so when i let one rip
I start feeling like eating lebanese.

i spose i could fuck one instead.

and that really does read like some modern abstract poetry. i like it