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Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:52 pm
by RandomEyez
And then farted?
And as soon as the scent hits your nose, you quickly have to change your train of thought to something else, as the last thing you want is to relate gettin down n dirty with that person to the smell of your fart! (unless thats your thing

)
Bit of a random question, but just happened to me there, and ruined the buzz.
(And girls need not answer, cos we know you don't fart

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Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:58 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:07 pm
by WhosZena
Sure it wasn't a guy you were thinking of?
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:12 pm
by nicenice
No but I have been around girls and a strange smell starts to come into existence then I associate whatever the smell is with that person for a couple of days and get put of the idea of being around them.
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:37 pm
by RandomEyez
At which point did I say I was thinking about a girl?
(But answer your question : No, twas not!)
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:40 pm
by Motorway to Roswell
My mate was friends with this girl and one time he was round hers and she disappeared for a bit. When she came back, the whole house stank. It turned out she'd done the biggest shit ever and blocked her toilet.

Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:31 pm
by RandomEyez
Not sure if that's a forgivable offence
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:59 pm
by Y_H
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:01 pm
by bright maroon
spontaneous relaxation...
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:02 pm
by ST100
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:23 pm
by apmje
So fucking weird, I just did this and was thinking the exact same thing!
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:56 pm
by BLAHBLAHJAH
I was wondering why "shitting yourself" is confined only to a clothed state; the naked human isn't technically capable of shitting oneself, even with a leg dribbled in diarrhea... It's like it only counts if the dump can't escape
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:00 am
by *grand*
Lol this thread made me laugh. So what if she is suPer bur, still put off?
Grand
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:06 am
by wolf89
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:I was wondering why "shitting yourself" is confined only to a clothed state; the naked human isn't technically capable of shitting oneself, even with a leg dribbled in diarrhea... It's like it only counts if the dump can't escape
I suppose.
You can shit on yourself but that's just poor shitting technique. It's not like going when you're in clothes and aren't supposed to go at all. Never had really thought about before...
Cheers
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:52 am
by nowaysj
Thinking I should shoot a video of me lying on my belly, shitting. Would be interesting? Somewhat volcanic.
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:07 am
by Basic A
nowaysj wrote:Thinking I should shoot a video of me lying on my belly, shitting. Would be interesting? Somewhat volcanic.
You ever watch old vids of G.G. Allin?
He does that all the time!
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:50 am
by nousd
my farts smell like rosewater,
so when i let one rip
I start feeling like eating lebanese.
i spose i could fuck one instead.
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:56 am
by particle-jim
sd5 wrote:my farts smell like rosewater,
so when i let one rip
I start feeling like eating lebanese.
i spose i could fuck one instead.
i would recommend fucking one... i had a lebanese girl once, that was a very fun night, she had weird nipples though
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:29 am
by Swanwickk
particle-jim wrote:sd5 wrote:my farts smell like rosewater,
so when i let one rip
I start feeling like eating lebanese.
i spose i could fuck one instead.
i would recommend fucking one... i had a lebanese girl once, that was a very fun night, she had weird nipples though
i think sd5 should compose a book of poems about farting
Re: Anyone ever been thinking of fucking someone...
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:18 pm
by RandomEyez
*grand* wrote:Lol this thread made me laugh. So what if she is suPer bur, still put off?
Grand
Depends on the potency of the vapour.
Its a sliding scale - the hotter the girl in question, the denser/eggier the fart needed to crash the party.
sd5 wrote:my farts smell like rosewater,
so when i let one rip
I start feeling like eating lebanese.
i spose i could fuck one instead.
and that really does read like some modern abstract poetry. i like it