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Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:32 pm
by domhunt
New intelligence reveals Osama is kicking it back, maxin' and relaxin' guarded by locals...

Do the government and media realise how transparent their lies are?

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:43 pm
by deadly_habit
you'd figure a guy who is 6' 6" and needs dialysis wouldn't be the most elusive
wonder what budgetary indiscretions or story is getting swept under the rug with this one

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:13 pm
by alien pimp
dudes are retarded. i mean dudes who buy this shit and don't feel outraged for being taken for a retard by their government

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:01 am
by Phigure
HE'S FUCKING DEAD AND HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:05 am
by ST100
alien pimp wrote:dudes are retarded. i mean dudes who buy this shit and don't feel outraged for being taken for a retard by their government
killed it

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:08 am
by sigbowls
ive wonderd how would he still be hiding

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:51 am
by ashley
Anyone actually care if theres an old bloke in a Turban hiding from heat seeking missiles in a cave somewhere?

Jiggers need to start worrying about the real issues.

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:06 am
by borrowed
ashley wrote:Anyone actually care if theres an old bloke in a Turban hiding from heat seeking missiles in a cave somewhere?

Jiggers need to start worrying about the real issues.
On what planet do you live that heat-seeking missiles target humans? Heat-seeking missiles are used to target other airplanes or missiles, dipshit.

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:14 am
by ashley
borrowed wrote:
ashley wrote:Anyone actually care if theres an old bloke in a Turban hiding from heat seeking missiles in a cave somewhere?

Jiggers need to start worrying about the real issues.
On what planet do you live that heat-seeking missiles target humans? Heat-seeking missiles are used to target other airplanes or missiles, dipshit.
I don't give a fuck.

I watched a program about E-Numbers today.

Did you know the pink used in cakes and shit is made from the blood of a bug farmed in Lanzarote?

Fuck you.

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:32 am
by hackman
Phigure wrote:HE'S FUCKING DEAD AND HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE
this

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:48 am
by bass hertz
lets catch him and make him listen to mt. eden.

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:49 am
by Phigure
bass hertz wrote:lets catch him and make him listen to mt. eden.
:james:

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:18 am
by collige
Phigure wrote:HE'S FUCKING DEAD AND HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE
Probably. If he's not, I would be seriously impressed if we manage to find him without starting another bullshit war.

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:20 am
by MikeE
bass hertz wrote:lets catch him and make him listen to mt. eden.
http://www.nzmusician.co.nz/index.php/p ... temid/4234

or their taxpayer funded music video

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:39 am
by AllNightDayDream
It's a shame that our relations with pakistan have soured so much recently. But really there is an easy out for america in this situation: Provide relief for the damage caused by the devastating floods from the summer, and don't just throw cash at it, get men on the ground. Gain confidence in america, gain confidence in their gov't (and shit do they need it), we can continue giving them financial aid and they'll be inclined to do what they promised a long time ago: eliminate al-qaeda.

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:00 pm
by alien pimp
AllNightDayDream wrote:It's a shame that our relations with pakistan have soured so much recently. But really there is an easy out for america in this situation: Provide relief for the damage caused by the devastating floods from the summer, and don't just throw cash at it, get men on the ground. Gain confidence in america, gain confidence in the paki gov't (and shit do they need it), we can continue giving them financial aid and they'll be inclined to do what they promised a long time ago: eliminate al-qaeda.
imagine how much you can improve life, including security, if public money spent on chasing amy were actually spent for the people
but since the people allow this shit, they deserve it, and i think osama is happy (here or in another universe), obama too, just simple folks have worries for their life

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:07 pm
by feral witchchild
ashley wrote:
Did you know the pink used in cakes and shit is made from the blood of a bug farmed in Lanzarote?
Image

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:33 pm
by AllNightDayDream
alien pimp wrote:
AllNightDayDream wrote:It's a shame that our relations with pakistan have soured so much recently. But really there is an easy out for america in this situation: Provide relief for the damage caused by the devastating floods from the summer, and don't just throw cash at it, get men on the ground. Gain confidence in america, gain confidence in the paki gov't (and shit do they need it), we can continue giving them financial aid and they'll be inclined to do what they promised a long time ago: eliminate al-qaeda.
imagine how much you can improve life, including security, if public money spent on chasing amy were actually spent for the people
but since the people allow this shit, they deserve it, and i think osama is happy (here or in another universe), obama too, just simple folks have worries for their life
For real. It sucks sooo hard that they managed to kill benazir bhutto. That woman was awesome.

EDIT: My bad, it was quite unnecessary.

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:47 pm
by badger
can you please stop talking about the paki government. you may not be aware but that's actually a racist term

Re: Osama Bin Laden is chillin in Pakistan.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:09 pm
by AllNightDayDream
According to urban dictionary, that only applies to you brits. There's no negative connotation here in the states.