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Who bit my mates ear???!
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:31 pm
by obiwan
C'mon who did it, basically at last FWD my mate was dancing near the curtain and was pushing people behind it, when some guy bit his ear!
Maybe it was cos he was rocking these on his plates:
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:40 pm
by delendi
definitely deserved it. that is a horrid shoe.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:46 pm
by vonboyage
Yeah that shoe is terrible, sorry.
Someones going on Evanderish in the sweatbox.
Not good
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:48 pm
by obiwan
ha ha ha ha! He was being a dick as well, which is understandable as someone told him I thought he was a dick, he then tried winding me up in, sorry win'in' up against me a macho, look how not gay I am kind of a way. He then leaned up against the curtain and fell into someone, who after a brief struggle, bit his ear. He then walked up to my other mate, and in a dazed voice said "H, why did that rude boy just bite me on the ear" to which there was no apparent answer. It wasn't bleeding or anything but still, WTF this is FWD man! Did anyone clock Dizzee Rascall forgetting his lyrics as well!
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:49 pm
by vonboyage
obIwan wrote:Did anyone clock Dizzee Rascall forgetting his lyrics as well!
Was it one of his golden oldies ??
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:02 pm
by obiwan
I think so, he was just warming really...
Found out about Rinse V Barefiles 2day, I love rinse, but barefiles all the way man, nuttin has strengthened the scene like barefiles
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:05 pm
by vonboyage
obIwan wrote:Found out about Rinse V Barefiles 2day
Lool what dya mean today ?!
This has been going on for a bit still bruv !
Its "
Deap" though, init.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:09 pm
by obiwan
Sorry, what can I say my ear has not been to the ground!
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:15 pm
by vonboyage
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:29 pm
by hera
*shrug* it happens, bro.
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:01 am
by benjybars
my friend (female) bites people on the ear quite a lot... they seem to like it
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:18 am
by showguns
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:37 pm
by obiwan
Why do you use a potty? Surely your too old?
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:40 pm
by showguns
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:42 pm
by obiwan
Who's the screaming guy as well?
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:08 pm
by pompende
gotta be one of the funniest things i have read on here in quite some time.
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:16 pm
by obiwan
Trust me when my other mates told me about it when we we were waiting for the bus home on Kingsland Rd I laughed so much i had a six pack the next day! Literally couldn't breathe cos this guy is such a Brent character, and the surrealness of not only getting beefed in FWD (which is pretty rare) but that the guy bit his ear of all things, and that I was lean just completely threw me, funniest thing I've heard all year, will go down as an absolute legend in my circle!
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:19 pm
by chef
I was hungry. Sorry
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:25 pm
by obiwan
Disgraceful... shame on you
and you've just been to Israel, surely you stocked up on felafels?
"Fire BUN cannibal dreddie!"- I Wayne
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:53 pm
by chef
It needed some bbq sauce though, might have to roll with some this friday.
