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What was the name of the historical event at which hundreds of thousands of innocent children were brutalized by a fascist dictatorship and then left out in the sun to die?

































































































The Vans Warped Tour

I don't know why they call it terminal cancer, it's not like they're going to be flying on any planes soon...

Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

F'drizzle

Why did Britney Spears become so addicted to cocaine?

because Kevin Fedherlines

what do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?



throw your washing in.

Two ona theme

What is blue
But does not fit?

A dead epileptic


What is blue
shiny
but full of shit?
Jesus dressed as robocop

Just found this jem.

So a man walks into a bar that at the top of a skyscraper. He gose to order a drink and a man from the corner comes over and says "befor you order a drink, have you tryed the magical bear?" The new man says "no" so the man form the corner asks the barman "can i have a pint of you magical beer?" The barman gives him the drink. The man from the corner takes 2 sips, steps out the window, flys round the building a few times and then comes back in and says "you got to try it its grate" So the new man orders a pint of magical beer, take 2 sips, steps out the window and falls to his deth.

Then that barman says to the man from the corner "superman your a dick when your drunk"

That superman joke is ooooooooooooooold

An English man, an Irish man and a Pakistani man walk into a pub. The bartender says "Is this some sort of joke?"

Man walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre,


So the barman gives him one.

Bloke walks into a bar and orders 2 double whiskys, necks both of em, then looks at the bartender and says "i really shouldnt have done that, with what ive got"
barman looks concerned and asks sympatheticaly "aww, why, what have you got?"
Bloke says " about 20p"

Why did the little girl fall off her swing ?













Because she had no arms............

Jacko never died of a heart attack.

He was in the childrens ward having a stroke

whats black and hangs from a tree in my garden?


a tyre swing

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?








A: Two 5 year olds.

I rung my builder and said "I want a skip outside my house"

He said "Im not stopping you"

The only time anybody would ever care about the 'my current location' part of facebook, is if Madeline McCann started using it

A man walks into a bar, every night of the week, gets drunk, drives home and beats his kids.

Reamz wrote:The only time anybody would ever care about the 'my current location' part of facebook, is if Madeline McCann started using it

hahaha quality.