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they're fat fucks aren't they

ask venetian snares, he made an album about it.

hasezwei wrote:ask venetian snares, he made an album about it.

ha i need to check that out. like venetian snares but havent actually listened to an awful lot.



yeah man, eat whatever the fuck you want, shit wherever the fuck you want, fuck whoever the fuck you want.

flying would also be pretty cool

HRKRT wrote:

hasezwei wrote:
yeah man, eat whatever the fuck you want, shit wherever the fuck you want, fuck whoever the fuck you want.

Whats stopping you from doing that now?

Tesla used to talk to pigeons.

That wood pigeon is a healthy looking chap, most of the pigeons I see in my city are missing a foot and eating a cigarette butt. Not a good life

That's the bourgiest pidgeon I have seen in my life! All he needs is a bit of tweed

the acid never lies wrote:That's the bourgiest pidgeon I have seen in my life! All he needs is a bit of tweed

Can't be great.

that fucka looks like he needs put in my oven!! mmmmmmmm.... me like pigeon!!

!!chea

Like the pigeon. They get it easy.
Being generally dirty, shitting for fun, pecking at food
Effortless days work.

Its always exiting seeing a bird walk
Now you wouldn't see a human flying..

borrowed wrote:

HRKRT wrote:

hasezwei wrote:
yeah man, eat whatever the fuck you want, shit wherever the fuck you want, fuck whoever the fuck you want.

Whats stopping you from doing that now?

social conventions that dont apply to pigeons

HRKRT wrote:

borrowed wrote:

HRKRT wrote:

hasezwei wrote:
yeah man, eat whatever the fuck you want, shit wherever the fuck you want, fuck whoever the fuck you want.

Whats stopping you from doing that now?

social conventions that dont apply to pigeons

touche

i always think that pigeons always look like second-rate business men walking around with their hands behind their back.

64hz wrote:i always think that pigeons always look like second-rate business men walking around with their hands behind their back.

I actually see what you mean

Fuck Pigeons, 100's of cars in a car park and they have to shit all over my car, not on one concentrated part of the car, somehow manage to spray their shit in small droplets on the roof, mirrors, front and back screen, DOOR HANDLES.
However this is the best Pigeon:

Hibbie wrote:Fuck Pigeons, 100's of cars in a car park and they have to shit all over my car, not on one concentrated part of the car, somehow manage to spray their shit in small droplets on the roof, mirrors, front and back screen, DOOR HANDLES.
However this is the best Pigeon:

I thought I was the only person that's seen this happen in real life!

My mates thought I was crazy, but I know I saw a pigeon get on at
Putney bridge, and get off at Earls court! I was pissing myself laughing
at it (being high as a kite of course).

jazzamataz wrote:

Hibbie wrote:Fuck Pigeons, 100's of cars in a car park and they have to shit all over my car, not on one concentrated part of the car, somehow manage to spray their shit in small droplets on the roof, mirrors, front and back screen, DOOR HANDLES.
However this is the best Pigeon:

I thought I was the only person that's seen this happen in real life!

My mates thought I was crazy, but I know I saw a pigeon get on at
Putney bridge, and get off at Earls court! I was pissing myself laughing
at it (being high as a kite of course).

Dont you hate it when exceptionally weird shit happens to you in public while youre high and you don't know how to act? I was on the bus last week and this kid with some kind of tick has one of the ugliest meltdowns in history right on the bus in front of 20 people and no one says anything. Makes for some bad paranoia real quick.

hasezwei wrote:ask venetian snares, he made an album about it.

Damnit, I was gonna say 'violins and Amen breaks'.

the acid never lies wrote:That's the bourgiest pidgeon I have seen in my life! All he needs is a bit of tweed

64hz wrote:i always think that pigeons always look like second-rate business men walking around with their hands behind their back.

glad it's not just me!

wood pigeons always remind me of an old school english gentleman. i half expect them to doff their hat at me when saunter past