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[All the stories that you heard when you were younger that in hindsight are quite clearly bollocks.]


A girl at my school let her cat lick her out, and the cat got it's head stuck and she had to go to hospital to have it removed.

A lad at my school supposedly got an erection in the boys showers after Year 8 football practice. He had the nickname 'boner' for the next 4yrs and eventually went to college in another town to get away from it.

Certain girl at school would give head to all the boys in the woods, oh wait - that was true.

Used to be a myth about a killer clown in the local woods. Only the kids knew about it though..

man gets head stuck in recycling bin and gets anally raped. have heard that from many people who all claim it was from their town!

girl at my school got accused of putting a bottle up her fanny in year 9, getting it stuck (some sort of airlock thing happend) and she had to get her mum to help her get it out. poor girl couldn't get away from it for years. according to recent reports it wasn't true but she went along with it as it was easier then denying it!

Not really myths but joke shit I heard in high school.

Some guy fingered his dog.

This weird kid was forced to stick a lollypop up his bum and eat it. He also gave his dog head for a gone off yoghurt.

The girl with no shame I was talking about in the other thread shat in a cat litter box on webcam.

Some guy was trying to have sex with his girlfriend but was way too drunk and ended up throwing up all over her.

There also rumours around my high school that I was suspended for taking a shit on the headmasters desk.

nicenice wrote:Not really myths but joke shit I heard in high school.


This weird kid was forced to stick a lollypop up his bum and eat it. He also gave his dog head for a gone yoghurt.

what the fuck is a "gone yoghurt"?!

mr hyde wrote:

wub wrote:[All the stories that you heard when you were younger that in hindsight are quite clearly bollocks.]


A girl at my school let her cat lick her out, and the cat got it's head stuck and she had to go to hospital to have it removed.

A bit older but the 'join the club' label stuck on your back at clubs after being injected with HIV infected blood kept coming around, had friends that swore blind they knew people this happened to. A few years ago it got so much that Police actually made a statement saying it was just a myth.

Haha! ive herd that one.
Some people even claimed it happened to them
Why would you say that

laurent__duval wrote:

nicenice wrote:Not really myths but joke shit I heard in high school.


This weird kid was forced to stick a lollypop up his bum and eat it. He also gave his dog head for a gone yoghurt.

what the fuck is a "gone yoghurt"?!

gone off*

nicenice wrote:
The girl with no shame I was talking about in the other thread shat in a cat litter box on webcam.

anybody ever hear about "purple aki"?

wub wrote:

nicenice wrote:
The girl with no shame I was talking about in the other thread shat in a cat litter box on webcam.

She was about 11/12 when she done it as well and doesn't deny it.

there was a rumour that some kid at school put a curse on another boy, resulting in him being absent for weeks and weeks due to a severe illness

there was another rumour that a boy at my school fingered his cat

Also the countless, so and so teacher left because they found out he was a peado and shit. Although one could of been true. We had this PE teacher who used to stand in the showers and watch the boys. He got the sack for watching porn and someone catching him.

There was a thing going around for a month or two, loads of kids got in trouble for spreading rumours that a teacher had a blow up inflatable sheep sex toy in his office. Don't know why but he left the school not too long afterwards.

After I left I heard rumours of a year 7 kid in PE running around and some kids saw shit falling out his shorts lol.

laurent__duval wrote:anybody ever hear about "purple aki"?

AHA YES!

Ghost stories about the local woods.
Rumours which were at least 15 years old when I was a a kid about a little girl falling into a stream and getting sucked into the mud.
Odd thing is, we were all down there when some old man literally appeared out of nowhere and told us about how "every 10 years children come out to play in these parts and never return"

We all legged it terrified through patches of stinging nettles taller than us

Went to my first rave there to, in some abandoned barn that was used to stash a load of asbestos tiles. Thinking about it, we spent way too much time in that barn with those tiles over the years

volcanogeorge wrote:

laurent__duval wrote:anybody ever hear about "purple aki"?

AHA YES!

i've got some friends from the north west that said he was an urban legend when they were growing up, like the candy man. then it turned out he was real...!

laurent__duval wrote:

volcanogeorge wrote:

laurent__duval wrote:anybody ever hear about "purple aki"?

AHA YES!

i've got some friends from the north west that said he was an urban legend when they were growing up, like the candy man. then it turned out he was real...!

He's on Wikipedia;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

lol thats amazing