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things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:59 am
by tek_selecta
so i'm opening up this night and its soo dead.. the system is pretty bangin though and i am having a somewhat fun time working out the subs. but i am still quite bored... any ideas as to what to do for fun? i know you heads that run weeklys probably have good ideas.. aside from drinking the bar tab
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:01 am
by Devry_Kaneda
1) play midrange cack
2) ??????????????????????
3) profit
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:23 am
by nousd
eat an apple
it's wholesome and distracting
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:49 am
by NickUndercover
Play motherfucking jungle

Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:58 am
by th@-pu$$y
Switch the deck inputs so the left deck goes in channel 2 instead on 1 (and visa versa). Wait for the next guy to jump on the decks. Sit back and laugh

Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:02 am
by ketamine
I’ve always feared this scenario. I’d play tunes from my collection that I’d always wanted to hear in a proper club system… and entertain myself & save my “real” set for the next time, or when it starts filling up… in the meantime, I’d be playing everything from Burial to random D&B tunes I never got to hear out. Noisia, Mr Oizo… anything LOL screw it… nobody’s there, who cares… probably dip into my own collection and play those too. LOL
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:19 am
by wub
tek_selecta wrote:so i'm opening up this night and its soo dead.. the system is pretty bangin though and i am having a somewhat fun time working out the subs. but i am still quite bored... any ideas as to what to do for fun? i know you heads that run weeklys probably have good ideas.. aside from drinking the bar tab
Dig out a shit load of tunes that you've always thought were classic but never heard played out. I once opened East Village's main room, spent the first 20mins playing tracks from the Ghost In The Shell album to a room of about 20 people. Lush.
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:21 am
by neon-dubz
wub wrote:tek_selecta wrote:so i'm opening up this night and its soo dead.. the system is pretty bangin though and i am having a somewhat fun time working out the subs. but i am still quite bored... any ideas as to what to do for fun? i know you heads that run weeklys probably have good ideas.. aside from drinking the bar tab
Dig out a shit load of tunes that you've always thought were classic but never heard played out. I once opened East Village's main room, spent the first 20mins playing tracks from the Ghost In The Shell album to a room of about 20 people. Lush.
I like your style.
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:15 am
by LA_Boxers
Get drunk and hit on bar maids
????
Sex
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:17 am
by ashley
Spit some bars and imagine being on the stage at the old one nation?
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:37 am
by lloydnoise
wub wrote:tek_selecta wrote:so i'm opening up this night and its soo dead.. the system is pretty bangin though and i am having a somewhat fun time working out the subs. but i am still quite bored... any ideas as to what to do for fun? i know you heads that run weeklys probably have good ideas.. aside from drinking the bar tab
Dig out a shit load of tunes that you've always thought were classic but never heard played out. I once opened East Village's main room, spent the first 20mins playing tracks from the Ghost In The Shell album to a room of about 20 people. Lush.
sounds phat tbh
just load up a sine tone generator and slowly drop it to 8hz or something
and mc over it
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:53 am
by butt jolokia
Play Burial - Dog Shelter over and over. Stand as still as possible.
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:01 am
by Badman Juice
cry
mix naked
spit ragga
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:26 am
by ashley
stand in the dancefloor and do a windmill with your cock
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:29 am
by butt jolokia
ashley wrote:stand in the dancefloor and do a windmill with your cock
a picard ?
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:33 am
by 64hz
play the macarena, people will come running from all over to get in on that shit.
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:48 am
by MPathy
ashley wrote:Spit some bars and imagine being on the stage at the old one nation?

Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:59 pm
by jameshk
500 bpm speed gabba.
Re: things to do in the club when its empty
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:05 pm
by frank grimes jr.
haha You guys are all stnuc.
Are you getting paid?
If so, do what you're getting paid to do.