The Register wrote:A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far.
Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates.
According to a friend, Soren forced the cockerel - whose legs were tooled up with razor blades - back into the ring to fight as it repeatedly tried to get away.
"This upset it, and it attacked Soren," said the friend.
The man's throat was slit in the struggle. The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown, but it is thought that another trainer has bagged it. The bird had won four fights prior to its deadly attack.
Police are looking for the black and red feathered beast.
A lesson for all, we can surely agree, who are too pushy with birds. All further puns, moral outrage etc to the usual address. ®
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:34 pm
by hugh
one of those rare instances where someone dies and I think "He probably deserved it."
Is that bad ?
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:55 pm
by Phigure
Fucking asshole deserved it
It's fucking cruel and I'm happy this happened to him, especially since he was killed by his own bird.
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:03 pm
by Rekah
noam wrote:
The Register wrote:A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far.
Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates.
According to a friend, Soren forced the cockerel - whose legs were tooled up with razor blades - back into the ring to fight as it repeatedly tried to get away.
"This upset it, and it attacked Soren," said the friend.
The man's throat was slit in the struggle. The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown, but it is thought that another trainer has bagged it. The bird had won four fights prior to its deadly attack.
Police are looking for the black and red feathered beast.
A lesson for all, we can surely agree, who are too pushy with birds. All further puns, moral outrage etc to the usual address. ®
by any chance is it this
it seems metal enhanced to me
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:19 pm
by 64hz
people saying 'omg he deserved it' get fucked, cultural and social morals are hugely different in places like bengal. dont get worked up about this shit, like pkay was saying in another thread, the only time you seem to give a fuck is when you can push your holierthanthou 'i care about things' attitude in other peoples faces.
are you out on the streets campaigning against kfc for using battery hens? no, you probably eat there. you dont really give a fuck about chickens but a little bit of moral indignation each day makes you feel better about yourself.
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:23 pm
by 64hz
Rekah wrote:
by any chance is it this
it seems metal enhanced to me
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:27 pm
by ThomasEll
64hz wrote:
Rekah wrote:
by any chance is it this
it seems metal enhanced to me
This story reminded me of the guy that got eaten by ells of something that got posted here ages ago
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:31 pm
by clifford_-
64hz wrote:people saying 'omg he deserved it' get fucked, cultural and social morals are hugely different in places like bengal. dont get worked up about this shit, like pkay was saying in another thread, the only time you seem to give a fuck is when you can push your holierthanthou 'i care about things' attitude in other peoples faces.
are you out on the streets campaigning against kfc for using battery hens? no, you probably eat there. you dont really give a fuck about chickens but a little bit of moral indignation each day makes you feel better about yourself.
You cant really compare this to the middle east though!
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:03 pm
by gnome
64hz wrote:people saying 'omg he deserved it' get fucked, cultural and social morals are hugely different in places like bengal. dont get worked up about this shit, like pkay was saying in another thread, the only time you seem to give a fuck is when you can push your holierthanthou 'i care about things' attitude in other peoples faces.
are you out on the streets campaigning against kfc for using battery hens? no, you probably eat there. you dont really give a fuck about chickens but a little bit of moral indignation each day makes you feel better about yourself.
This man knows
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:14 am
by Swissdub
64hz wrote:people saying 'omg he deserved it' get fucked, cultural and social morals are hugely different in places like bengal. dont get worked up about this shit, like pkay was saying in another thread, the only time you seem to give a fuck is when you can push your holierthanthou 'i care about things' attitude in other peoples faces.
are you out on the streets campaigning against kfc for using battery hens? no, you probably eat there. you dont really give a fuck about chickens but a little bit of moral indignation each day makes you feel better about yourself.
well said
might go get some kfc now,...... i is hungy
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:19 am
by TSH-Tim
Funny read this lol .... am just waiting for the youtube clip
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:27 am
by butt jolokia
I was doing a self suck when I was like 16. I caught the edge of my braces in my pee hole. I got scared and pulled away. I got even more scared when it stretched like bubblegum. Was not a good experience.
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:41 am
by TSH-Tim
....................... lol lol lol
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:14 am
by pkay
all that really needs to be taken from this thread is that i was right in the middle eastern thread
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:22 am
by Mints
it seems metal enhanced to me
That's too funny.
Anyway, I got the chance to go to a cock fight that a bunch of Mexicans held. Never went through with it... strange, but I kind of regret it. I'm just left very curious now.
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:32 am
by JazzyGeoffery
definitely deserved it
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:27 pm
by apmje
Fully deserves it.
Fuck off to the people who think we can't say that either because it's their culture or whatever. Not like he was using the chicken for food but just for their own mindless entertainment.
Re: Man killed by his own Cock...
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:38 am
by nousd
I've avoided this topic til now.
Painful memories I guess;
slamming it in a drawer nearly had me die from shock
and the youthful urge to have it envelopped
had me risking homicidal acts, to be sure.....
but it's the dreams that really threaten,
with the old fella becoming a turgid serpent,
wending in to smuthercate me
(wtf does that mean?)
