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Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:08 pm
by rinseballs21
ok guys dsf has gotten a little bit too serious imo. lets lighten the mood with some funny jokes. post your favorites
HOW MANY JEWS CAN YOU FIT IN A CAR? 900..........5 in the seats, and 895 in the ASHTRAY!
What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews??? Boy Scouts come back from their camps.
What do you call a White man surrounded by 5 Black guys?????? COACH
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:16 pm
by truefiktion
rinseballs21 wrote:ok guys dsf has gotten a little bit too serious imo. lets lighten the mood with some funny jokes. post your favorites
HOW MANY JEWS CAN YOU FIT IN A CAR? 900..........5 in the seats, and 895 in the ASHTRAY!
What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews??? Boy Scouts come back from their camps.
What do you call a White man surrounded by 5 Black guys?????? COACH
jokes these days......
knock knock
whos there
an interrupting cow
an interrupting c.....moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:18 pm
by alextheswede
racist prick
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:24 pm
by truefiktion
alextheswede wrote:racist prick
woah woah cows are black and white
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:26 pm
by NickUndercover
truefiktion wrote:alextheswede wrote:racist prick
woah woah cows are black and white
lmao
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:35 pm
by truefiktion
Rönin wrote:truefiktion wrote:alextheswede wrote:racist prick
woah woah cows are black and white
lmao
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why is she out the kitchen?
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:52 pm
by lkd
whats got eight legs and makes women scream?
Gangrape.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:16 pm
by Kochari
Horse goes into a bar, barman says "Why the long face?"
Horse says, "my mum just died"
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:21 pm
by MUT3
Kochari wrote:Horse goes into a bar, barman says "Why the long face?"
Horse says, "my mum just died"
lololol unjokes
how long till this thread gets deleted you racist fucker haaa
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:55 pm
by JensMadsen
Kochari wrote:Horse goes into a bar, barman says "Why the long face?"
Horse says, "my mum just died"
Hahaha, nice one.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:28 pm
by cloud capture
that's your mama with no legs talkin bout "I can't stand for this!".
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:28 pm
by jam1
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
This thread.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:12 pm
by decsterity
knock knock
whose there....?
not maddie
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:03 pm
by Motorway to Roswell
Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear?
Because he's a fucking dick
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:05 pm
by jameshk
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Cause he was hit by a bus.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:05 pm
by jameshk
oops double.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:07 pm
by wolf89
RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a play on word.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:11 pm
by Ennayess
woman
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:12 pm
by Raggles
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's rights.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:28 pm
by sirjonnyp
hard to pick a favourite off of the top of my head, but one I used to use all of the time around people I didn't know was the ol' classic:
someone mentions war or grandparents or something in conversation
me: can we not talk about the war please, my great-grandad died
them: oh, i'm sorry (or something similar normally)
me: yeah, there was an attempted uprising in the camp and one of the prisoners pushed him off of the guard-tower
reasonably flexible too, if people laughed at that I knew they could be my friend
