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Invent a product

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:12 am
by Dartma
mine would be a jersey shore app

would make millions

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:14 am
by oprs
mine would be the app to destroy ever jersey shore app downloaded.

insta millionaire :corndance:

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:28 am
by Dartma
oprs wrote:mine would be the app to destroy ever jersey shore app downloaded.

insta millionaire :corndance:
this would actually be a win/win situation, nice
profiting off dummies, then destroying the app

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:34 am
by wub
A trained monkey that would sniff glasses of wine offered to you at a restaurant when you're already drunk, to see if the waiter has tried to pass off a cheaper brand as something more expensive that you've asked for. If the chimp detects some shenanigans have taken place, he throws faecal matter at the waiter until the correct drink is brought.

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:35 am
by AllNightDayDream
edible pen caps

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:08 am
by particle-jim
AllNightDayDream wrote:edible pen caps
these already exist, they're called pen caps

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:14 am
by dubloke
wub wrote:A trained monkey that would sniff glasses of wine offered to you at a restaurant when you're already drunk, to see if the waiter has tried to pass off a cheaper brand as something more expensive that you've asked for. If the chimp detects some shenanigans have taken place, he throws faecal matter at the waiter until the correct drink is brought.
:lol:
particle-jim wrote:
AllNightDayDream wrote:edible pen caps
these already exist, they're called pen caps
and :lol:

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:54 pm
by AllNightDayDream
particle-jim wrote:
AllNightDayDream wrote:edible pen caps
these already exist, they're called pen caps
:lol:
But I want one that tastes like coffee and milk!

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:38 am
by jameshk
cheese graters where half the holes face the other way. twice the grating action!

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:40 am
by noam
ive actually got a sick invention...

and i've just forgotten what it was when i was about to write it down just now...

i thought of it about three days ago and it was a guarantee to make me rich...

now im back to being poor again...

shit.

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:59 am
by Gewze
cereal flavoured milkshakes. i.e, frosties milkshake, crunch nut milkshake and cheerio milkshake ...etc

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:10 am
by particle-jim
jelly ice lollies... ice lollies with the consistency and wobbliness of jelly

basically frozen jelly but still wobbly

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:20 am
by Raggles
A gun that kills insects by shooting foam balls. Don't have to worry about getting stung AND keeps your valuables somewhat safe rather than swinging a fly swatter.

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:06 pm
by ashley
Raggles wrote:A gun that kills insects by shooting foam balls. Don't have to worry about getting stung AND keeps your valuables somewhat safe rather than swinging a fly swatter.
Or you can shoot wasps with a BB gun like I do...

http://twitpic.com/4l6jku

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:40 am
by Atac
The Life Alert Deluxe.

Not sure if you're familiar with the Life Alert. But this limited edition Deluxe version is for when you've fallen and can't get up to reach your Life Alert.

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:02 pm
by k block
3 story swimming pool!
Actually tried drawing this ages ago to see if it would work; still completely confuses me though :dunce:

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:10 pm
by Electric_Head
Toilet seat heater.
Although I think it`s been done.
It`s genius though.

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:11 pm
by Electric_Head
k block wrote:3 story swimming pool!
Actually tried drawing this ages ago to see if it would work; still completely confuses me though :dunce:
Glass bottom on 2 with holes 2 swim through.

Not too tough.

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:13 pm
by clifford_-
Electric_Head wrote:
k block wrote:3 story swimming pool!
Actually tried drawing this ages ago to see if it would work; still completely confuses me though :dunce:
Glass bottom on 2 with holes 2 swim through.

Not too tough.
Then its just one big one, with extra glass!

Re: Invent a product

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:49 pm
by Electric_Head
clifford_- wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
k block wrote:3 story swimming pool!
Actually tried drawing this ages ago to see if it would work; still completely confuses me though :dunce:
Glass bottom on 2 with holes 2 swim through.

Not too tough.
Then its just one big one, with extra glass!
no no, semantics my friend.
OR try using scaffolding and linking the pools with a super tubes.