Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:51 pm
A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
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Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:56 pm
Just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet.
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:00 pm
My front door is made of sponge.....
....hey, you can't knock it.
....hey, you can't knock it.
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:03 pm
What cheese do you use to attract bears?
cam-on-bear
cam-on-bear
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:05 pm
Mr Hyde wrote:What cheese do you use to attract bears?
cam-on-bear
what kind of cheese is my cheese?
nacho cheese
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:14 pm
Whats the difference between a white barn owl and a black barn owl?
The white barn owl says, "Who Who Who, and the black barn owl says, "Who dat who dat"
I said this joke at a stop light once to a mother and daughter with their window down, the mother thought I said, "Whats the difference between a white porno and a black porno."
The white barn owl says, "Who Who Who, and the black barn owl says, "Who dat who dat"
I said this joke at a stop light once to a mother and daughter with their window down, the mother thought I said, "Whats the difference between a white porno and a black porno."
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:16 pm
Made me laugh more than the jokeZöo Pop wrote:I said this joke at a stop light once to a mother and daughter with their window down, the mother thought I said, "Whats the difference between a white porno and a black porno."
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:15 pm
This is more of a lame pick up line.
Hey girl do you work at subway?
Cuz you just gave me a footlong
Hey girl do you work at subway?
Cuz you just gave me a footlong
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:17 pm
Is your name Gillette?wobbles wrote:This is more of a lame pick up line.
Hey girl do you work at subway?
Cuz you just gave me a footlong
Cos you're the best a man can get
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:41 pm
what do spinach and anal sex have in common?
if it was forced on you as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.
if it was forced on you as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:30 am
why do the french only have one egg for breakfast?
one egg is un oeuf
one egg is un oeuf
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:38 am
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry!
Geometry!
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:47 am
why is it dangerous to have sex in ukraine?
because chernobyl fall off
because chernobyl fall off
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:54 am
jugo wrote:why is it dangerous to have sex in ukraine?
because chernobyl fall off
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:55 am
Whats yellow and dangerous??
Shark Infested Custard
Shark Infested Custard
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:56 am
Whats grey and cant climb trees??
A car park.
A car park.
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:56 am
Whats wrong with fucking twenty one year olds??
Theres twenty of them.
Theres twenty of them.
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:46 pm
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke
You're too young to smoke
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:47 pm
fixedLA_Boxers wrote:Whats great about fucking twenty one year olds??
Theres twenty of them.
Re: Lame jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:48 pm
What's ET short for?
He's got little legs.
He's got little legs.