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Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:51 pm
by wub
http://www.businessinsider.com/brazilia ... ork-2011-5
Brazilian Ana Catarian Bezerra suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hyper sexuality. To cope she masturbates around 47 times a day, sometimes at the office.

When the accounting company she works for complained, Bezerra took them to court. And won.

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:53 pm
by noam
jesus christ she must STINK

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:56 pm
by fuagofire
Man, she's got the same problem i have :t:

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:32 pm
by LACE
47 times a day, me oh my.

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:35 pm
by wobbles
My kinda girl

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:36 pm
by wub
That is approx. once every half hour.

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:37 pm
by larspro
fuagofire wrote:Man, she's got the same problem i have :t:

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:29 pm
by noam
her medicine cabinet full of tranquilizers have apparently reduced this to 18times a day...

probably because all her time spent taking pills has replaced her wanking

how can she even do any work?!

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:55 pm
by LA_Boxers
Does she work for KFC??








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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:01 pm
by bright maroon
What? You mean creating all the chickens?

or licking them?

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:04 pm
by nousd
...squirting part of the secret recipe...
Rub Red Raw Rooster are trying to snatch her...

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:10 pm
by tk

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:11 pm
by say_whut
bright maroon wrote:What? You mean creating all the chickens?

or licking them?
Finger lickin' chicken

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:55 pm
by bright maroon
...if I tried that shit I'd be fired, arrested, and committed.

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:57 pm
by pkay
gonna go out on a limb and say no one on DSF would be surprised if bright maroon brought this same case against her employer. Ammused, yes, surprised, no.

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:01 am
by bright maroon
..no way man

I told you I have issues.

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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:12 am
by wizeguy
imagine how raw your piece would be if she was your chick, also sperm would be completely depleted

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:14 am
by pkay
dont think a dude could do this. dick would just twitch a little bit and nothing would come out lol

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:29 am
by wizeguy
hahaha, she would have to inject the guy with viagra.... straight to the balls

Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:33 am
by pkay
just get some of those vibrating panties and go about your day imo