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Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:01 pm
by firky
Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.
Do I poo before or after I shower?
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:02 pm
by wub
firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.
Do I poo before or after I shower?
Before. Shitting after a shower defeats the purpose of the shower.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:03 pm
by DRTY
wub wrote:firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.
Do I poo before or after I shower?
Before. Shitting after a shower defeats the purpose of the shower.
How in the fucking hell do you shit then
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:05 pm
by capo ultra
if you decide to poo after a shower then surely that means you will not have an enjoyable shower because you will be straining to poo
unless you can shit on command or something
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:05 pm
by kidshuffle
firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.
Do I poo before or after I shower?
Shit, shower and shave bro
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:13 pm
by sigbowls
both
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:14 pm
by Sheff
best thread of 2011
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:15 pm
by jameshk
kidshuffle wrote:firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.
Do I poo before or after I shower?
Shit, shower and shave bro
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:16 pm
by faust.dtc
Somewhere in between (the shower).
There was a thread a while back where people admitted to pissing in the shower...why not go the next step.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:16 pm
by Sheff
yano whats weird though, when im out, i can go all day without even feeling a poo coming on
but as soon as i get within 50 yards of my toilet its proper touching cloth
same with pissing..weird init
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:17 pm
by firky
Sheff wrote:yano whats weird though, when im out, i can go all day without even feeling a poo coming on
but as soon as i get within 50 yards of my toilet its proper touching cloth
same with pissing..weird init
Oh fucking hell, man. What is that?! I have hadto sprint the last 100 yards home before, getting my cock out with one hand and opening the door with the other, peg it upstairs and into the karzi and RELEASE....... Oh bliss!
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:20 pm
by Duffman
I fucked up a public toilet the other week after taking the worst shit ever. Had awful stomach cramps, was sweating and was proper shitting water towards the end.
Bad times.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:27 pm
by capo ultra
pissing in the shower is mandatory for my body, even if I have just had a piss in the toilet, it's just a natural reaction to the flowing water
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:28 pm
by capo ultra
I am reminded of my favourite dsf quote ever
I live for poo
who was it that said that? was it Hackman?
Badman regardless
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:32 pm
by wub
Duffman wrote:I fucked up a public toilet the other week after taking the worst shit ever. Had awful stomach cramps, was sweating and was proper shitting water towards the end.
Bad times.
I blocked one of only 2 toilets at my mate's wedding reception a couple of years back.
And once blocked the toilet of a promoter in the US less than 15mins after being introduced to him.
Good times
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:35 pm
by kidshuffle
capo ultra wrote:I am reminded of my favourite dsf quote ever
I live for poo
who was it that said that? was it Hackman?
Badman regardless
ya im 90% sure it was hackman lol
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:36 pm
by wolf89
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:40 pm
by capo ultra
I hate when you have a shit at someone's house and its stinking so you flush after each drop to minimise smell, but then you worry about about wether your host thinks you are finished already because you flushed, and you have a while to go yet
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:42 pm
by wolf89
Yeah then multiple flushes sounds like a blocked toilet
got one brewing. Will report back soon
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:42 pm
by sigbowls
i poop on food to get it free then get home and wash it off