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Bathroom Etiquette 2.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:34 pm
by bob grommit
I guess this is mostly for guys..but women, feel free to play along as well.

Not talking about #2 here because you gotta wash after dealing with that monster.

But going the urination route, do you wash your hands before, after, both or neither.

Personally, I know where my piece has been all day, neatly packed away.
My hands however get super dirty, so I wash before and sometimes after if necessary.

thoughts? rituals? etc.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:37 pm
by jim
Just after. Unless I'm drunk then that often gets neglected.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:29 am
by parson
i wash my member in the sink every time i wash my hands

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:29 am
by parson
gotta keep the balls fresh

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:49 am
by nospin
Parson wrote:gotta keep the balls fresh
so true

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:29 am
by djshiva
Parson wrote:gotta keep the balls fresh
WAY more than i need to know about ya, man! :o :lol:

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:51 am
by Jennifer
Parson wrote:i wash my member in the sink every time i wash my hands

i loled pretty good just now. thanks.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:12 am
by furiouz
Both. Sometimes the little souljah gets a little splash too ;)

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:29 am
by misk
lol @ parson

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:21 am
by paolo
Furiouz wrote: the little souljah
:D :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:27 am
by delendi
booooooooth. and at work i'm the only runner who regularly cleans the toilet seats, rims and flushing handles with disinfectant because i hate the idea of everyone's dirty DIRTY HANDS.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:31 am
by doomstep
what pisses me off is lads that have it 1/2 right

wash the hands but dont dry em - you may as well not bother, moist half clean hands are much worse than not washin em, yr basically breeding germs on em.

and havin to leave the bathroom after one of these dicks is fucked - nobody wants to leave a toilet witha wet door handle - you'll forever be wondering, was it water???

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:39 am
by delendi
ahhhh fuck yeh, wet handles!

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:37 am
by nospin
doomstep wrote:what pisses me off is lads that have it 1/2 right

wash the hands but dont dry em - you may as well not bother, moist half clean hands are much worse than not washin em, yr basically breeding germs on em.

and havin to leave the bathroom after one of these dicks is fucked - nobody wants to leave a toilet witha wet door handle - you'll forever be wondering, was it water???
i open the door with a paper towel whenever possible

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:39 am
by thomas
NoSpin wrote:
i open the door with a paper towel whenever possible
:|

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:15 pm
by shonky
Your poll's rubbish - where's the box for "during" - saves a lot of time for the modern, time-starved urinator :D

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:35 pm
by thomas
Shonky wrote:Your poll's rubbish - where's the box for "during" - saves a lot of time for the modern, time-starved urinator :D
you dont shake?................... :x

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:58 pm
by el sudor
Delendi wrote:booooooooth. and at work i'm the only runner who regularly rims
oi oiiiiiiiii

:)

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:29 pm
by delendi
lol you arsehat