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HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:10 pm
by didi
Just had a massive brainwave...

If your pissed off with brostep, tired of telling people you play/listen to dubstep, only for them to assume something completely different from what you actually do. Just spend about 45 minutes, do your bit (as instructed below), and help bring "Dude, this bass is gonna melt my face off" music out of the dance floors and back into the metal, screamo genres that they were meant for.

1. Download a free version of fl studio
2. Make a Skrillex-esque track (just 140 bpm, kick-1 snare-3, 3-osc for the bass, automated LFO, etc.) should take no longer than an hour
3. UPLOAD IT TO YOUTUBE WITH THE NAME SKRILLEXX (sic.) Put in the description that it is imitation Skrillex, tag with skrillex etc.
4. If necessary use a filthy simile in the description (e.g. filthier than my expression when dubstep started becoming synonymous with brostep)
5. Flood youtube with shit-produced brostep.

KIDS WILL GET BORED! THE METAL-HEADS OF 2005 BECOME THE "DUBSTEPPERS" OF 2011! THEY WILL MOVE ON!

Please. If someone recommends Skrillex's essential mix to me one more time I will go to jail for murder.

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:12 pm
by JBoy
According to this forum skrillex is the biggest name in dubstep for 2011.

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:14 pm
by Shum
Bro, you should totally check out Skrillie's Essential Mix, BEST MIX OF THE YEAR like wtf is a dj youngsta anyway? some southern rap shit?

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:18 pm
by GothamHero
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That is the greatest plan I've seen since Guy Fawkes'. It must be foolproof!

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:42 pm
by charliefoy
Shum wrote:Bro, you should totally check out Skrillie's Essential Mix, BEST MIX OF THE YEAR like wtf is a dj youngsta anyway? some southern rap shit?
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:46 pm
by DiegoSapiens
is difficult to do worst stuff than skrillex one

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:47 pm
by wildpluckings
really? You don't come close to matching his sound engineering and you fail to achieve your goals. This idea doesn't work. See how I used future tense? That is how confident I am. Skrillex FTMFW.

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:47 pm
by pkay
but if you killed all the brostep what would new posters make threads about in order to try and fit in on DSF?

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:51 pm
by NickUndercover
pkay wrote:but if you killed all the brostep what would new posters make threads about in order to try and fit in on DSF?

I dunno man, maybe good music

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:04 am
by tylerblue
u mad, bro?

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:17 am
by Paddy Mullan
JBoy wrote:According to this forum skrillex is the biggest name in dubstep for 2011.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:49 am
by Raggles
Who is this skrillex guy?

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:28 am
by cmgoodman1226
Or maybe you could just go on making and listening to music you like, instead of blabbering on and on about how much other peoples' taste in music sucks...(not a sermon, just a thought)

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:52 am
by BASED
i only listen to DJ Wanka sorry

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:15 am
by dopelabs
dididub wrote: 5. Flood youtube with shit-produced brostep.

too late

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:00 am
by cyz1
BASED wrote:i only listen to DJ Wanka sorry
yeah bro only big boy tings here :z:

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:15 am
by Teknicyde
How is this, coupled with more threads keywording him on DSF, going to do anything but promote?

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:42 am
by Electric_Head
can`t we just stop using his name and all other terms remotely related.
dsf is becoming focused on his crap growl, that`s it.

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:44 am
by mikey-bizzle-09
cmgoodman1226 wrote:Or maybe you could just go on making and listening to music you like, instead of blabbering on and on about how much other peoples' taste in music sucks...(not a sermon, just a thought)

Re: HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:12 am
by puzzlefactory
cmgoodman1226 wrote:Or maybe you could just go on making and listening to music you like, instead of blabbering on and on about how much other peoples' taste in music sucks...(not a sermon, just a thought)
+1