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What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:51 pm
by ComfiStile
So, what medical conditions do you have? What have you been smitten with for unknown reasons? What has the great god of illness whopped from his ass and smeared upon the face of your general well being?
For me it's arthritis, of the rheumatoid variety. Disgusting disease, but with medical advancements and such I feel like I'm grand. And hey, legal prescription highs may be along the line somewhere
So I ask, what infliction infect your very souls? Do you deal or are you a crumbling husk of a man?
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:56 pm
by wub
Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:58 pm
by ComfiStile
wub wrote:Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.
Not even a tad high on the ol' blood pressure?
Glad for ya lad, keep er handy.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:59 pm
by Astral
Massive cock syndrome.
Thread de-rail inc
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:01 pm
by Dub_freak
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:01 pm
by ascent
im allergic to plasters.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:03 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
hypercondriac.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:03 pm
by wub
ComfiStile wrote:wub wrote:Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.
Not even a tad high on the ol' blood pressure?
Glad for ya lad, keep er handy.
120 over 80, last time I checked.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:06 pm
by Mysius
Had my first kidney stone at 14 and had another two since. Painful as fuck! They didn't know what it was for a couple of years, probably because I was so young.
Haven't had one since '08 so hopefully grown out of it. While the pain used to make me literally sick/put me in hospital, I'd take another over a more serious ailment. That said, the second one I had to actually piss out. Not an experience I would like to replicate!
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:10 pm
by Reamz
JT7 wrote:That said, the second one I had to actually piss out. Not an experience I would like to replicate!
Always been curious about this. How does it actually come out? Surely it can't all fit down there.
I fell over the other day and fucked up my coxis. Hurts like hell whenever I sit down/stand up.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:11 pm
by bright maroon
I am highly allergic to penicillin..and something else that we haven't figured out...
I'm beginning to think it's milk...or more specifically, the penicillin used on cows..that then gets to me
...but only sometimes.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:15 pm
by ComfiStile
OIC. Does it affect you much?
And also, whoever said about their coccyx, that hurts like an absolute fuck. And not a nice one (unless you are into S+M).
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:16 pm
by doonedave
wub wrote:Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:18 pm
by Dub_freak
ComfiStile wrote:
OIC. Does it affect you much?
And also, whoever said about their coccyx, that hurts like an absolute fuck. And not a nice one (unless you are into S+M).
Not really, only have a minor case. Right eye has a dislocated lens, long arms and have to have a heart scan every two years.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:22 pm
by Mysius
Reamz wrote:JT7 wrote:That said, the second one I had to actually piss out. Not an experience I would like to replicate!
Always been curious about this. How does it actually come out? Surely it can't all fit down there.
Hard to explain. Just went for a piss but couldn't piss. Realised it was blocked and had to force it through
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:25 pm
by yoowan
i have coeliac disease and i have asthma.
it would probably be irresponsible of me to breed..
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:53 pm
by Reamz
Dub_freak wrote:ComfiStile wrote:
OIC. Does it affect you much?
And also, whoever said about their coccyx, that hurts like an absolute fuck. And not a nice one (unless you are into S+M).
Not really, only have a minor case. Right eye has a dislocated lens, long arms and have to have a heart scan every two years.
Should probably stopping hitting yourself in the face
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:09 pm
by ComfiStile
yoowan wrote:i have coeliac disease and i have asthma.
it would probably be irresponsible of me to breed..
My god. This x 1000000000.
It's a legitimate cause for concern. GOD DAMN IT, WHY IS BREEDING SO MUCH FUCKING FUN.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:29 pm
by NW_DUBAHOLIC
I've had a constant migraine for 4+ years. I've been checked for everything doctors can think of and they know its nothing serious but nobody knows exactly what causes it. They haven't been able to find any medication that helps and the only thing that can relieve any pain is medical marijuana.
Re: What's yer ailment?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:43 pm
by ComfiStile
NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:I've had a constant migraine for 4+ years. I've been checked for everything doctors can think of and they know its nothing serious but nobody knows exactly what causes it. They haven't been able to find any medication that helps and the only thing that can relieve any pain is medical marijuana.
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