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THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:17 am
by Sonika
If you were to create a genre or genres, what would you name them?
Some starters are
Post-Australian kangaroo crunk
Mongolian punkstep
Pre-post-pre-post-post-pre apocalyptica
Crunknugget
Semenstep
Bieberstep
Rape
Also, I didn't clarify for these, but what would define your genre(s)?
For example, post-Australian kangaroo crunk would be a cut time beat at 1 bpm, specifically using vocal samples from Australian tour guides and sounds of the tiger from Winnie the Pooh.
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:19 am
by Mr Hyde
Pylon- electronic mosh music
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:20 am
by wub
Minimal Bhangra Core
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:23 am
by Sonika
wub wrote:Minimal Bhangra Core
Mmm I used to love Minimal Bhangra Core, but all the half decent MBC artists sold out and moved on to the shitty mainstream bro-gra core

Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:28 am
by garethom
Fjarnage.
You won't know it. It comes from producers rejecting the sugar coated moombahton that was hitting the charts in 2012, so took elements of black metal and crafted the next big thing. It's kind of like Moombahton, but at 4 bpm.
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:32 am
by Sonika
garethom wrote:Fjarnage.
You won't know it. It comes from producers rejecting the sugar coated moombahton that was hitting the charts in 2012, so took elements of black metal and crafted the next big thing. It's kind of like Moombahton, but at 4 bpm.
Oh yes, I'm a BIG fan of fjarnage, but it never hit the mainstream because DJs couldn't mix it with anything except for post-Australian kangaroo crunk, and also how a remarkably large amount of critics compared it to shoving cow dung deep into their ear holes until it reached their brain and caused permanent brain damage.
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:32 am
by Soiree
immature dub idea
unrealized step
invalidated core
ultra grimphy
hyper bro
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:33 am
by leyenda
Psychedelic Latin Prog metal...oh wait that already exists, cheers Mars Volta
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:39 am
by Soiree
leyenda303 wrote:Psychedelic Latin Prog metal...oh wait that already exists, cheers Mars Volta
i just listened to their first album, on silver vinyl. nfs
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:46 am
by leyenda
Soiree wrote:leyenda303 wrote:Psychedelic Latin Prog metal...oh wait that already exists, cheers Mars Volta
i just listened to their first album, on silver vinyl. nfs

Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:51 am
by saint1
Future progressive miami bass-step
Post-Plastician
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:01 am
by MPathy
IMCT ( Infused Minimal Country Techno)
Mate even nocked upa tune for it haha. So shit.
https://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=194960056310
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:41 am
by Reamz
Dubstep
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:50 am
by Karoshi
SpokenWordStep - like an acapella of Juke music that lasts on average 12 minutes a track
and something i am actually playing about with but it has no name, i suppose its just another style of dubstep, 280BPM quarter time, fuck knows why but there are gonna be some fast breaks in it!
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:15 pm
by particle-jim
post-handbag
future brass
nu-step
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:50 pm
by hasezwei
pylon sounds awesome.
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:53 pm
by hasezwei
laptop folk
oh wait that term actually exists.
laptop terrorism? yeah why not.
also remember that uk swampcore sucks in comparsion to techstep new wave psy-jungle.
i would love to hear a music that sounds like laser prisms and kaleidoscopes but those aren't good words for a theoretical genre.
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:58 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Slyme
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:07 pm
by magma
Shoreditch House
Re: THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:00 pm
by collige
Post-avant jazzcore
Progressive dreamfunk