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Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:37 pm
by ketamine
The volume of this Pizza Hut was filled with TV static. It was erotic, but quiet. It lasted a little time. while I was here I prepared Hong Zao Zha Zhu Pai (Sour Fried Pork Cutlets) and Qing Zheng Yu (Steamed Fish with Ginger and Scallions). My girlfriend and I hung a mirror to help reflect the colored glass that all the lights were covered in. In fact, everything that would've been a painting in this restaurant was a framed mirror. This meant that there were a number of points scattered throughout the restaurant where you could see yourself reflected infinitely in 2 mirrors. I sat down and the dishes I prepared were fantastic, as soon as you tasted them it was like that hockey rink the size of ______ where the players never saw a member of the opposing team and only so often saw a member of their own. After that, every person I saw was a copy of a person I vaguely remembered interacting with in a dream. Language didn't make sense. The whole city (I might be thinking about ... The volume of this Pizza Hut was filled with TV static. It was erotic, but quiet. It lasted a little time. while I was here I prepared Hong Zao Zha Zhu Pai (Sour Fried Pork Cutlets) and Qing Zheng Yu (Steamed Fish with Ginger and Scallions). My girlfriend and I hung a mirror to help reflect the colored glass that all the lights were covered in. In fact, everything that would've been a painting in this restaurant was a framed mirror. This meant that there were a number of points scattered throughout the restaurant where you could see yourself reflected infinitely in 2 mirrors. I sat down and the dishes I prepared were fantastic, as soon as you tasted them it was like that hockey rink the size of ______ where the players never saw a member of the opposing team and only so often saw a member of their own. After that, every person I saw was a copy of a person I vaguely remembered interacting with in a dream. Language didn't make sense. The whole city (I might be thinking about Washington, DC here, sorry!

) is Grecco-Roman architecture and this affects the food, ie. it is a non-site in which one is afforded the ability to contemplate futurity; sitting at a table without moving much at all until it started to get dark. outside I saw someone performing: In a furnished house. X doing the dishes. A cushion and a standing fan. Turned off. Slight breeze passes through a room at some point
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BM Much?
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:34 am
by Clean
Pizza hut has that 2 Pizzas, breadsticks and wings deal for 20$. I don't think amyne will need a review after that.
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:51 am
by Siderealdb
Will Clean be the next JR?
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:56 am
by jrisreal
Siderealdb wrote:Will Clean be the next JR?
In his dreams.

Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:06 am
by Siderealdb
jrisreal wrote:Siderealdb wrote:Will Clean be the next JR?
In his dreams.

In my dreams!

His spelling is better, and his pizza is bombness.

Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:35 am
by Clean
Just give me a few years...
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:40 am
by Siderealdb
Jr reached over 3000 post's in less than one year homie. Better sidetrack your life to match him.
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:44 am
by Siderealdb
He always has something important to say, aswell.

Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:43 pm
by ketamine
Clean wrote:Pizza hut has that 2 Pizzas, breadsticks and wings deal for 20$. I don't think amyne will need a review after that.

Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:17 pm
by Duffman
jrisreal wrote:Siderealdb wrote:Will Clean be the next JR?
In his dreams.

Jesus christ get off the internet son and go outside

Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:08 pm
by jrisreal
Duffman wrote:jrisreal wrote:Siderealdb wrote:Will Clean be the next JR?
In his dreams.

Jesus christ get off the internet son and go outside

NO! I can't let the sun ruin my intense whiteness!
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:10 pm
by jrisreal
Siderealdb wrote:In my dreams!

His spelling is better, and his pizza is bombness.

Siderealdb wrote:He always has something important to say, aswell.

Siderealdb, I have no clue what you're on about, but alright. Strange how much resemblance that image has to me.
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:57 pm
by Siderealdb
Like the resemblance you'd find in any mirror?
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:59 pm
by tomm
Siderealdb wrote:Like the resemblance you'd find in any mirror?
a resemblance reflected infinitely in 2 mirrors.
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:05 pm
by jrisreal
Siderealdb wrote:Like the resemblance you'd find in any mirror?
Precisely
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:00 pm
by antipode
ketamine wrote:In fact, everything that would've been a painting in this restaurant was a framed mirror.
lold
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:46 pm
by SCope13
Doesn't matter, Dominoes is superior to Pizza Hut.
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:42 am
by antipode
SCope13 wrote:Doesn't matter, Dominoes is superior to Pizza Hut.
Working at an actual pizzeria has made me realise how utterly shit franchise pizza places are. Horrible horrible.
Passable when drunk tho
all about the fresh sauce/bases
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:36 am
by jrisreal
epochalypso wrote:SCope13 wrote:Doesn't matter, Dominoes is superior to Pizza Hut.
Working at an actual pizzeria has made me realise how utterly shit franchise pizza places are. Horrible horrible.
Passable when drunk tho
all about the fresh sauce/bases
They're normally cheaper, though.
Re: Pizza Hut Review (WTF)
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:45 am
by 3za
um there was spiders in my food/
They gave it 2 stars
