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Like when you were a kid? There's just something liberating about blasting a leak into your toilet with your underoos around your ankles.
Fun and nostalgia rolled into one. Bonus points if you're sippin on a juice box or dual wielding transformers toys.


Bonus question: when you shit do you only pull em down to your knees to conserve lower leg heat, or pull em all the way down to your feet? Or pull a George Costanza and go full nude?

What pants?

Lol @ costanza. That's exactly what came to mind. He only took his shirt off though which is more odd. At home, pants come all the way off and I throw them over the towel rack. I will NOT sit in public toilets, never have luckily. Pants go to ankles peeing at home most times, depends what I have on. In public toilets I pull him through the zipper or above the waist band if there's no zipper.

Here's a bonus question: Do you touch it to aim/control, or pee freehand?

I hold it like a laser pointer or a golf club. Precision marksman type ish.

I also only ever hit the sides of the bowl. I'd prefer to piss on porcelain as opposed to water I guess. Power pissing straight into water is really loud too, and I always found it a bit obscene being able to hear people piss. I like being stealth.

When I shit sometimes I go full nude like if it's a long strenuous shit and I'm sweating.
If it's cold in the bathroom though, it's at half mast. The fabric suspended between your knees like a bridge makes a nice little table for my ipod.

I love aiming full force at the water with my stream, I want everyone to know how powerful I am when I urinate.......'I am man, hear me piss!!!'

As far as pooing goes, usually I am a just below the knees sort of guy. I really don't like the idea of my clothes touching the bathroom floor, public or at home.

One of those lol's that starts slow and builds up

Standard.

SunkLo wrote: I also only ever hit the sides of the bowl. I'd prefer to piss on porcelain as opposed to water I guess. Power pissing straight into water is really loud too, and I always found it a bit obscene being able to hear people piss. I like being stealth.

Haha same, you can spin the water really fast like that, but I find it splashes out and hits the floor around the bowl, then gotta clean it up at home/non public.


Just double checked during drunk pee. Pants go above knees, not to ankles. Never really thought about it before. Mind blown.

who the fuck drops their pants all the way

straight over the waistband, piss onto water or sides and through the holes in urinals

occasionally when pissed go freestyle to hold drink/use phone

Urinals, I'll try to piss through the holes or stand towards one side and aim at the other to maximize travel distance of the stream and minimize splashback.

As soon as i read the thread title i pictured that haha.

on a side note, does anyone wear their pants on their head while peeing?

Electric_Head wrote:on a side note, does anyone wear their pants on their head while peeing?

Tried it just there. Pissed all over them

I always sit down for a piss whenever i can, there might be a poo waiting that i didnt know about aswell.

I feel uncomfortable shitting naked, like before a shower or something.

We call it going for a kiddie piss. loads of my mates do it whenever they stop on motorway service stations, pretty funny to walk in on 4 lads pissing with their pants down.

Comfi wrote:I feel uncomfortable shitting naked, like before a shower or something.

i can't begin to understand why, to me these are the best shits of all


This forum is very cultured.

At urinals I usually stand behind another guy and piss around 'm like in the movie Wanted.

if you're not shitting naked, you have not lived.

if you're pulling your pants all the way down to pee...you might as well just sit down too