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Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:44 pm
by wub
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Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:47 pm
by karmacazee
:cornlol:
Best one yet

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:33 pm
by LA_Boxers
karmacazee wrote::cornlol:
Best one yet
I said exactly the same thing on FB.

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:54 pm
by frankiegrimes
Would have liked to see a "what other DJs think I do" being a shot of solitaire.

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:17 pm
by wormcode
frankiegrimes wrote:Would have liked to see a "what other DJs think I do" being a shot of solitaire.
'What I might as well do' ?

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:43 pm
by OllieScott
Gotta check them emails while playing out.

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:44 pm
by kidshuffle
i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:31 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
this.

not my fault you cant afford a lappy :P

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:55 pm
by esfandyar
Nevalo wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
this.

not my fault you cant afford a lappy :P

mmm no, coming from someone who spends 300 bucks a month on wax, money is not the prob..

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:57 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
esfandyar wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
this.

not my fault you cant afford a lappy :P

mmm no, coming from someone who spends 300 bucks a month on wax, money is not the prob..
it was a pisstake.... calm your batty

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:38 pm
by Sreedy
this shit facebook meme is really starting to piss me off, none of these memes are funny and just recycled throwup from 4chan.. everyone on facebook is all like omg loololololol trofl"!dmddncedncoi adhbffhbryjhfbvfbwsfbslducbebcjkecfbkwrfjbejkcfbejbfker

stnuc

edit: this is the only one i laughed at

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:44 pm
by Neptune
When I was at Vodka Revs in Birmingham (top music venue) the DJ was on facebook chat! ahaha

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:43 pm
by Ultra Ultra
I bought a Numark Mixdeck Universal Dj System. No laptop Dj for me :3
www.soundcloud.com/ultr4ultr4

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:01 am
by ariosa
cool story bro

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:47 am
by Soiree
I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.

fuck this is a depressing topic to think about,

I hope the next generation rediscovers the beauty of vinyl.

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:49 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.
i think i know the guy your talking about....


Skrillex :6:

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:59 am
by Reese_Liar
Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.

fuck this is a depressing topic to think about,

I hope the next generation rediscovers the beauty of vinyl.
How does the quality of his set relate to the gear he played on (aside from the lack of interface which I'd say is pretty vital)? Could be he was just a bad DJ?

If you simply meant it's weird how people who have no DJing skills whatsoever get to play in clubs etc, then I completely agree though :?

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:47 am
by ehbes
I actually had a dream about this which is weird cuz i don't play out, but for some reason i was djing and only my friends were in the crowd and i didn't even have a dj software, so i was using the volume sliders between iTunes and youtube, and then i had to use my phone because my laptop died and i was frantically trying to think of song to google search to open in youtube and then i turned around( i was in some like shambala like place) and my dad was there just watching.....it was a weird ass dream

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:13 am
by uphigh
[quote="Soiree"]I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. quote]

how do you dj battle?

lol i feel like dubstep dj's arent really into turntablism
they can beatmatch and double drop etc, but thats not much of a flex of skill because all (MOST) of the songs are exactly the same bpm anyways

not talking down on it, but most dubstep dj's would not survive a real dj battle.
scratching and beatjuggling etc.

Re: Laptop DJ

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:39 am
by kidshuffle
uphigh wrote:
Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak.
how do you dj battle?

lol i feel like dubstep dj's arent really into turntablism
they can beatmatch and double drop etc, but thats not much of a flex of skill because all (MOST) of the songs are exactly the same bpm anyways

not talking down on it, but most dubstep dj's would not survive a real dj battle.
scratching and beatjuggling etc.
This is an argument best untouched. Leave er here :cornlol: