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The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:13 pm
by magma
DING DING

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This contest is scheduled for one fall and will obey the rules of the forum, unless the Mods have been distracted by a Valet or knocked over during an unfortunately timed Irish Whip.

To kick things off... am I alone in thinking Dolph Ziggler is the modern day Curt Hennig/Mr Perfect, that Chris Jericho's career needed to be over several years ago and that The Rock can eat a fucking dick even if he is trash-talking John Cena?

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:18 pm
by Dead Rats
SHOULD'VE PUSHED BRYAN DANIELSON YEARS AGO
JERICHO SHOULD NEVER OF SHAVED HIS HAIR, WITH IT WENT HIS HEEL IMPACT, AND HE'S GOING TO FUCK OFF AGAIN SOON INNIT, HIS PIECE OF SHIT BAND IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM SO HE'LL TOUR WITH EM'
CM PUNK IS THE BEST THING THEY HAVE HAD FOR YEARS
UNDERTAKER, MICHAELS AND TRIPLE H ARE BORING AS FUCK AND PAST IT
BRING BACK LESNAR
BRING BACK ANGLE

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:18 pm
by wub
Ziggler - no. I think WWE have proper fucked up pushing him and Swagger with pretty much identical characters/storylines at the same time.

Jericho - would make an excellent colour commentator and overseas talent liason through his links with Japan

Rock - is the Rock. Reckon him vs Cena will be a bigger anti-climax than Goldberg/Lesnar was.

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:20 pm
by wub
Dead Rats wrote:SHOULD'VE PUSHED BRYAN DANIELSON YEARS AGO

They have fucked up with Danielson something rotten. Making him win the championship the way he did was bad enough, but then to follow it up with a heel turn and getting himself disqualified all the time was just madness. He is a technical wrestler, one of the best they've had in fucking years, and they instead forget all about his actual ability and have him play a dirty tricks campaign. Madness.

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:21 pm
by Dead Rats
And in other news,

Gillberg


Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:23 pm
by jazzamataz
WWMFD?

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Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:25 pm
by wub
Write another book in his series o' gradually declining quality?

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:25 pm
by jazzamataz
wub wrote:Write another book in his series o' gradually declining quality?
He wrote books?! :o

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:26 pm
by wub
jazzamataz wrote:
wub wrote:Write another book in his series o' gradually declining quality?
He wrote books?! :o

9, in fact. I gave up after his 3rd autobiography. First two were good.

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:29 pm
by jazzamataz
wub wrote:
jazzamataz wrote:
wub wrote:Write another book in his series o' gradually declining quality?
He wrote books?! :o

9, in fact. I gave up after his 3rd autobiography. First two were good.
WTF?! He wrote NINE BOOKS?! I'm shocked. Shocked.

What the hell does he write about? He grew up, got bullied a bit
got into backyard wrestling, went to Japan, came back to the USA
wrestled in the best KOTR EVER and then finally became WWF champ.
What else is there?!

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:31 pm
by jazzamataz
... IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HE WROTE ABOUT.


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(I had to do it before someone else did.)

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:33 pm
by magma
wub wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:SHOULD'VE PUSHED BRYAN DANIELSON YEARS AGO

They have fucked up with Danielson something rotten. Making him win the championship the way he did was bad enough, but then to follow it up with a heel turn and getting himself disqualified all the time was just madness. He is a technical wrestler, one of the best they've had in fucking years, and they instead forget all about his actual ability and have him play a dirty tricks campaign. Madness.
They needed a heel to cover Mark Henry's injury though and BD can at least hang in a main event... I get the impression his push was brought forward in a bit of a panic... Henry had just got himself into a ridiculously 'believable' position as champ, but they needed to get him out of the ring for a few months.

Giving the belt to Sheamus would be annoying... unless he's just a Face to give it to on its way back to Henry. I really dig Mark Henry these days... he deserved a better run. I can't believe how much the US fans lap up Sheamus, tbh... STOP SAYING FELLA YOU CUNT.

I've only read the first one of Mick Foley's books (Have A Nice Day - ok, I listened to the audiobook on the train)... it's actually really entertaining...

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:33 pm
by wub
jazzamataz wrote:
wub wrote:
jazzamataz wrote:
wub wrote:Write another book in his series o' gradually declining quality?
He wrote books?! :o

9, in fact. I gave up after his 3rd autobiography. First two were good.
WTF?! He wrote NINE BOOKS?! I'm shocked. Shocked.

What the hell does he write about? He grew up, got bullied a bit
got into backyard wrestling, went to Japan, came back to the USA
wrestled in the best KOTR EVER and then finally became WWF champ.
What else is there?!
First one - ECW / KoTR
Second one - more autobiographical / I Quit match against the Rock
Third one - Ric Flair is a tnuc
Fourth one - Ric Flair is not a tnuc, I was misquoted
etc
etc

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:35 pm
by wub
magma wrote:
wub wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:SHOULD'VE PUSHED BRYAN DANIELSON YEARS AGO

They have fucked up with Danielson something rotten. Making him win the championship the way he did was bad enough, but then to follow it up with a heel turn and getting himself disqualified all the time was just madness. He is a technical wrestler, one of the best they've had in fucking years, and they instead forget all about his actual ability and have him play a dirty tricks campaign. Madness.
They needed a heel to cover Mark Henry's injury though and BD can at least hang in a main event... I get the impression his push was brought forward in a bit of a panic... Henry had just got himself into a ridiculously 'believable' position as champ, but they needed to get him out of the ring for a few months.

Fuck that, they could've used Swagger for that - at least he's got already established heel credentials, interesting angle with him and Ziggler challenging each other etc etc.


BD should've been kept to a more Intercontinental level role...program between him and someone like Rhodes would've been next level.

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:38 pm
by Blenky
I really like ziggler, he can sell like a motherfucker, they need to distance him from Thwaggie and Vickie now though,he's good enough on the mic to not need a manager any more wheras swagger shouldn't be allowed to speak.

Jericho was really boring me until the past couple of weeks promo's, his comeback was obviously rushed through without them having much for him to do,now the intensity is picking up for mania

I refuse to believe the Rock being as shit on the Mic as he is in the ring compared to the pre-recorded segments is just a work so they get the 50/50 crowd they want in Miami. He last couple of promo's were back to classic Rock promo's as opposed to his Dwayne promo's he's been cutting since getting back to appearing every week. Cena will go over him in a fortnight though, for sure.

I really like D-Bry. He isn't getting a chance to show off his technical ability but by christ is he getting atomic heat as a militant vegan and implied abusive boyfriend to AJ. I just want a match between him and regal to be reality.

Anyone ever been to a show? Might go in november if they tour the UK twice like last year.

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:43 pm
by wub
Blenky119 wrote:I really like ziggler, he can sell like a motherfucker

Agreed, his double sell on Trip's pedigree/tombstone at the house show this week was spot on;




Also LOL @ Triple H using the Tombstone :lol:

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:44 pm
by magma
wub wrote:First one - ECW / KoTR
Second one - more autobiographical / I Quit match against the Rock
Oh, maybe I've listened to two then... definitely heard the I Quit stuff. That's probably the only wrestling match I've ever felt a bit sick watching... I couldn't believe he had his kids in the crowd! :o
BD should've been kept to a more Intercontinental level role...program between him and someone like Rhodes would've been next level.
Yeah, agreed. I like Rhodes actually, but Ziggler sells better than anyone else at the moment.. reminds me of Flair and Perfect the way he gets chucked about. He manages to make the GTS look utterly fucking brutal.

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:45 pm
by Dead Rats
The whole of last week's Raw was shit, but especially Jericho's angle where he's giving it to CM Punk for being raised by an alcy dad...that shit was weak-ting.

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:46 pm
by wub
Dead Rats wrote:The whole of last week's Raw was shit, but especially Jericho's angle where he's giving it to CM Punk for being raised by an alcy dad...that shit was weak-ting.

That's Punk's thing though, he's been flipflopping between the straight edge angle for years now depending on whether he's heel or not at the time.

Re: The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:49 pm
by Blenky
wub wrote:
Blenky119 wrote:I really like ziggler, he can sell like a motherfucker

Agreed, his double sell on Trip's pedigree/tombstone at the house show this week was spot on;




Also LOL @ Triple H using the Tombstone :lol:

The fucking RKO sell in that is the greatest i've ever seen.

That's all the HIAC at 'mania will turn into, finisher spotfest, trips tombstones taker, Shawn SCM's everyone and hopefully no one does a spot from the top of the cell.

Predictions on whether the streak is broken or not?


I like the current Punk/Jericho shtick, hopefully means we'll see a slight return to the intensity of SES Punk at mania. I'm glad they didn't do the obvious thing and turn it into an insult fight with Punk mentioning Jericho's mum, that wouldn;t have been cool