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"We're alright...unless they learn how to open doors"

there is no hope...

probably a repost but looks like they've been making progress on all fronts

My cat can open the fridge. That bastard is always stealing my rotisserie chickens.

my mates cat can open his cupboard, knock over the box of cat food pouches, then it actually stands on one of the pouches, rips it open with its mouth, and repeatedly stomps on the pouch to squeeze the food out.
clever fucker.

We're so fucked.

My cat used to shit in the toilet.

i have no worries. That cat will do it one day when no one is in. Climb inside and the freezer will shut.

Its inevitable

hayze99 wrote:We're so fucked.

My cat used to shit in the toilet.

My cat just shits on our floor. There's probably an extra chromosome at play.

Ya'll need to bow down to our true leaders and stop fooling yourselves.

cmgoodman1226 wrote:

hayze99 wrote:We're so fucked.

My cat used to shit in the toilet.

My cat just shits on our floor. There's probably an extra chromosome at play.

An extra chromosome would suggest your cat has Downs Syndrome.

wub wrote:

cmgoodman1226 wrote:

hayze99 wrote:We're so fucked.

My cat used to shit in the toilet.

My cat just shits on our floor. There's probably an extra chromosome at play.

An extra chromosome would suggest your cat has Downs Syndrome.

That's the joke I was going for...

^

Trainrek wrote:my mates cat can open his cupboard, knock over the box of cat food pouches, then it actually stands on one of the pouches, rips it open with its mouth, and repeatedly stomps on the pouch to squeeze the food out.
clever fucker.

Time to make preparations for our new overlords...

Trainrek wrote:my mates cat can open his cupboard, knock over the box of cat food pouches, then it actually stands on one of the pouches, rips it open with its mouth, and repeatedly stomps on the pouch to squeeze the food out.
clever fucker.

Does he do the thing that cats always do on people. Like push one paw forward, then the other?

catmaggedon

Killamike49 wrote:

Trainrek wrote:my mates cat can open his cupboard, knock over the box of cat food pouches, then it actually stands on one of the pouches, rips it open with its mouth, and repeatedly stomps on the pouch to squeeze the food out.
clever fucker.

Does he do the thing that cats always do on people. Like push one paw forward, then the other?

yeah exactly that. id does help that this cat is a fat bastard though.

lol at the related video