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I'd build the walls out of speakers. I'd build them into the walls.

And I'd have on of these, but adult sized and on wheels for the DJ booths. So the DJ could cruise around the club.

Spliff vending machines.

Lotta bouncy toys.

Ball pit room.

Gladiator course std

wub wrote:Ball pit room.

Used needles ftw.

Devry[Kaneda] wrote:Spliff vending machines.

Lotta bouncy toys.

oh god

wub wrote:Ball pit room.

There's totally a place around Houston that throws raves with a fully functioning arcade, go karts, a movie theater, a Ferris wheel, a roller rink, jungle gym with ball pits throughout, and a bowling alley.
OT I would build the subs all around the main room near the floor, tweeters in the roof and monitors spread out across the club. It would have dark lights for deep tunes, but when someone played some Tearout/Brostep, I'd have some crazy light system to make all the candy ravers wet. 5$ entry, nights on Wed-Mon.

wub wrote:Ball pit room.

fuck yes, all clubs should have this... and a big spiral slide that ends in the ball pit

Basically it should be like a kids indoor adventure playground, in the dark, with a huge soundsystem

When I was a kid, mom never let me use ball pits. She was super afraid of me getting stuck full of used needles. Honestly still afraid of them.

The DJ is hidden in a blackbox and everybody has to dance in a giant circle facing inwards with sick holographic visuals in the centre, NO FUCKING MOBILE PHONES, a circular conveyor belt runs behind everyone carrying drinks constantly (each drink will have the logo neon lit below) and beyond the circumference of that is nothing but the crispest system. Bouncer also have to wear pink leotards.

everything furnished sleek, minimal and simple. two rooms: bar that would have two large entrances to the dancefloor (you could see the stage from the bar) and the club room having funktion one and not too much lights. hoegaarden on tap and a resident VJ.

in the middle of the forest, in a clearing, middle of the day, natural lighting, minimal music, minimal decor, beds or lying down areas everywhere, no dance floor

particle-jim wrote:

wub wrote:Ball pit room.

fuck yes, all clubs should have this... and a big spiral slide that ends in the ball pit

Basically it should be like a kids indoor adventure playground, in the dark, with a huge soundsystem

everyone is handed masks and robes at the door and there are no lights and no music

All concrete, with stainless steel fittings, minimal lighting, low-ish ceiling, and you'd be able to smoke inside (but it'd have mad decent ventilation). For those who enjoy socialising there would be a purposefully small bar area with quieter music.

I'm thinking just a giant hamster contraption that has see-through walls and tunnels all over the place and also strippers.

Decent sound all around the room (rather than just at the front) and you can't really see the DJ booth from anywhere specific. It always seems a bit daft when you've go to a club and everyone's jostling to get the front and standing facing the stage like they're at a gig.

CLUB OPM

Basically a gas chamber with sub-bass... except the gas is... well you can figure that out...

Yeah a ball pit in a club would be a good idea, too bad it would be fucking dirty after a few weeks because off all the spilled drinks and vomit.

Ideally, my club would have no waiting lines in the toilet. Not just for the sniffers, but personally, I can't pee in public, especially not when you're standing there pissing a urinal whilst you are surrounded by easily 10 people.
The only solution for me is to go inside the toilet and piss there, but you always need to wait like 15+ minutes because all the coke heads in the club are too cheap to get them a snuff bullet or some shit.
It's worse when you need to poop.

a bar in the front , hate it when you have to go all the way to the back to get a drink .
A man behind the lights that knows what he's doing ( a lot of promotors/clubs seem to forget this !)
smoking inside ( well , it's pretty standard out here )
huge heated outside area , including a bar and some chilled , ambient , experimental tunes
extra room housing various food stands
bouncers armed with machetes to kick out anybody that thinks he's in jersey shore
NO FIGHTING!!

last but not least

hot bikini girls supplying free fried snacks.