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#MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:27 am
by Sonika
Anyone got any? Like "an oscillator walks into a bar..." or something like that haha
I don't know, anything like that
Anyways, this is the thread to post your corny production nerd jokes
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:31 am
by ehbes
how come the sine wave didn't see the compressor coming? Because it had a quick attack
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:34 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
ehbrums1 wrote:how come the sine wave didn't see the compressor coming? Because it had a quick attack
terrible
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:36 am
by dickman69
why wasnt the drum machine invited to the swingers party
b/c it was quantisized
EH EH???
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:39 am
by ehbes
why did the oscillator go to the dentist? he had a saw tooth
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:41 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
these are so bad that they're actually quite good
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:11 am
by Sonika
Nevalo wrote:
these are so bad that they're actually quite good
that's what I was going for
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:35 am
by OfficialDAPT
Dubturbo
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:54 am
by mikeyp
you should make this a real twitter account
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:57 am
by Sonika
Maybe if I get some good ones! Haha anyone? Anyone?
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:26 am
by Efrafa11
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:28 am
by Sonika
Efrafa11 wrote:
Yeah I remember someone around here had a sig with a good one in it
Nice one
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:53 am
by Cubicle
Why are there so few female producers?
Women have a hard time with Reason and Logic.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:35 am
by Echoi
Cubicle wrote:Why are there so few female producers?
Women have a hard time with Reason and Logic.
Ba doom tish
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:54 am
by JFK
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:16 am
by jam1
A 20Hz sine wave radiates into a bar, barman looks up and says: "Hey man, why the long phase?"
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:48 am
by didi
An MP3 sees a .wav coming out of a casino with a big smile on it's face.
MP3: "Why so happy, did you win big?"
.wav: "No, but coming out of there I just realised that I'm lossless"
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:27 am
by ehbes
Excuse, where can I put this filter?
-On the high shelf right there.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:29 am
by Electric_Head
You all deserve to be shot.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:33 am
by ehbes
