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Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:50 pm
by ytee
http://www.whitepowermilk.com/
These specially chosen chicks gargle the milk before it is sent to you.
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:55 pm
by wubstep
Truly up there with the weirdest shit on the net, impressive.
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:55 pm
by Terpit
Haha amazing, you can pay them for a video of the gargling process as well.
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:57 pm
by Electric_Head
Gargled milk and a pet turtle on a key ring.
Why not.
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:57 pm
by oddy
AMAZING.
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:07 pm
by BaronVon
I'm not sure about the selection of garglers. I definately don't want Nora or Amanda gargling my milk, Ellie maybe.
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:09 pm
by Today
... wow
girls were ugly too
i wouldn't want anyone but sarah gargling my milk
holy shit that was racist and insane though
"regular milk has contaminants such as bacteria.."
so for you, we're gonna put it in some pure white bitches mouth first
implying those girls don't suck dick

Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:11 pm
by magma
This makes my mate from school that paid for her nights out at uni by selling her dirty knickers seem positively boring... there really is a bizarrely huge amount of money to be made from perverts.

Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:14 pm
by Genevieve
Dunno, I really think that.. from reading that site, the creators are tongue in cheek about it. I think they just sat around coming up with the most ridiculous way to make money off of perverts.
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:15 pm
by particle-jim
This is one of the weirdest things i've ever seen on the internet and that's saying something
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:17 pm
by LACE
i'd love to see a sales pitch for this on dragon's den
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:19 pm
by Blenky
were they specially picked on the criteria they had to be butters as fuck?
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:19 pm
by ytee
LACE wrote:i'd love to see a sales pitch for this on dragon's den
"what's the name of your company?"
"White power milk"
"thanks for coming in, not interested"
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:24 pm
by hugh
This is all kinds of fucked
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:25 pm
by nousd
^^"Would you change your mind if I gargled some of your spunk?"
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:33 pm
by hugh
I want to put this on facebook but I'm scared people will think I am racist.

Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:25 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
Sarah's milk is bold, characteristically thick and buttery like melted vanilla ice cream. Collectors tend to enjoy her as a dessert. A little goes a long way, so take your time. Allow her flavors to permeate the mouth slowly. It's not a race.
I think i'm going to be sick
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:36 pm
by Today
melted ice cream is one of my biggest pet peeves
it disgusts me
i can only enjoy ice cream if it's frozen super hard
even then, if i take a moment to picture what it really is (cream), melted into a pool of thick milky fluid in my stomach, i can't keep eating it
when i see people drink down the melted ass of their ice cream, i have to try so hard not to vomit
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:17 pm
by Soulstep
ytee wrote:LACE wrote:i'd love to see a sales pitch for this on dragon's den
"what's the name of your company?"
"White power milk"
"thanks for coming in, i'm out"
fixed
Re: Can you gargle my milk first please?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:30 pm
by Mammoth
I really hope my boss doesn't go through my search history...