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What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:04 am
by MisterCasual
Well, i'm pretty sure any guy who has passed through high school has had this dilemma where you have no clue how to confront a hot girl when you see one. Unless your the hottest guy at your school or some guy who doesn't *cough* like girl *cough* ;-) then you have probably had this problem.

I was thinking it would be awesome if we can all just post any tips or experience we had with doing shit like that since, like, its a main problem in the ever growing society we live in.

Oppinions?

P.S : First time poster on DSF and I know a few people already on DSF who always talk about what a great community you guys got going here. I like Dubstep but I can't produce.

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:08 am
by Raggles
wuss wit all dis high school hallway dilemma shit

got damn

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:12 am
by dickman69
says posts: 3

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:15 am
by idontreallygiveashit
show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:16 am
by MisterCasual
rayman612 wrote:says posts: 3
Did we not all start the exact same way? :3

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:16 am
by MisterCasual
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder

Mhhhmmm Bruhh thats the shit, like i choose you man.

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:18 am
by Raggles
Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:22 am
by MisterCasual
Raggles wrote:Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:22 am
by OttoMatik
Raggles wrote:Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
7. :cornlol:

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:23 am
by dickman69
Raggles wrote:Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
11. Posts in masturbation thread

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:25 am
by deadly_habit
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:25 am
by MisterCasual
rayman612 wrote:
Raggles wrote:Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
11. Posts in masturbation thread
Linky :corndance:

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:26 am
by Phigure
Raggles wrote:wuss wit all dis high school hallway dilemma shit

got damn

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:27 am
by MisterCasual
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:28 am
by Phigure
MisterCasual wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:
get off this forum you dont get it

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:29 am
by OttoMatik
Phigure wrote:
MisterCasual wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:
get off this forum you dont get it
GameGrumps is fucking awesome though

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:30 am
by Raggles
Phigure wrote:
MisterCasual wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:
get off this forum you dont get it

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:31 am
by MisterCasual
OttoMatik wrote:
Phigure wrote:
MisterCasual wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:
get off this forum you dont get it
GameGrumps is fucking awesome though
:) you know them?! :D

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:31 am
by idontreallygiveashit
nine posts in and you've linked hentai, bravo sir

Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:32 am
by Phigure
not even the snh is safe anymore

this forum is completely fucked now