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WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandychinos
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:08 am
by BASED
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/whats-go ... se-revival
At some point in 2007, a bunch of people realised that they hadn't been laid for the entirety of the four years they'd been listening to dubstep, and fucked off to make something that sounded like the exact opposite of it.
It began life without a name, but pretty soon music hacks realised the jig was up for dubstep because no one wanted to feel like they were trapped in a submarine in the Thames having a panic attack any more, and so "post-dubstep" was born. A few years later, and here we are: with the first British club music built on a 4x4 kick to soundtrack a T4 ident since "Where's Your Head At".
Modern-day house is undoubtedly the movement of the moment, currently occupying a territory somewhere between the internet underground and the stereo of your mum's favourite shop on the high street. Some of its facets have broken through into the mainstream, but the heart of it definitely remains in the "sub" part of culture. "Latch" may have made the top 20, Bashmore might be blowing up on your workplace radio, but if they did another Live Aid tomorrow, nobody from the scene's ready to be up there singing "Let it Be" with Paul McCartney and Emile Sande quite yet.
But they will be soon. And when they are, you'll be sneering at your younger siblings, telling them they're stnuc because you saw Benga at DMZ rather than Magnetic Man at Snowbombing, and that you were one of the people sullenly nodding their heads in the first ever Boiler Room stream. You're going to become our era's equivalent of the people who said they liked Green Day "when they were still punk", or Lauryn Hill when she still hated white people, or Juicy J before he became the Chumbawumba of trap.
At some point very soon after that, someone's going to declare this new house revival dead. And when that moment comes, people will start looking around to see who's got its eccy-polluted blood on their hands. So, in case you're wondering who to blame when you're stood at the end of the line for Jamie Jones' sell-out Wembley Arena show, we took a pre-emptive look at who's likely to murder the new house revival.....
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http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/whats-go ... se-revival
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:14 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
or Juicy J before he became the Chumbawumba of trap.

Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:23 am
by 5910
Do you think those girls would like "Offline Dexterity" or "I Love... that You Know"?
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:26 am
by 5910
Scuba & Taio Cruz in the studio?
That can't be true??
Can it?
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:32 am
by mIrReN
it is, making the dubstapz
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:38 am
by incnic
disclousre sandy chino

Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:11 am
by kidshuffle
are sandy chinos still cool?
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:19 am
by Shum
gold

Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:51 am
by incnic
and to think peopel were giving me a hard time hating discuouyre about 6 months ago ffs
im a early hate apodpter
they are little stnuc
backed by simon cwbell to make the cleansets most souless pastriche garage house known to man...
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:02 am
by jigglypuff
seriously I thought these type of articles were funny at first but there seems to be "ironic" piss take of djing, a musice scene etc... every week getting bored real quick
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:06 am
by incnic
yeh fuckign hipster drivel
i ahte vice write iups TBH
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:00 am
by garethom
incnic wrote:yeh fuckign hipster drivel
i ahte vice write iups TBH
hipsters hating hipsters in the hipster arm race to be more hipster by disparaging fellow hipsters, all to the soundtrack of fukin xxyyyxxyyxxyxxyxyyyy
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:40 am
by Liam92
I really like Disclosure, White Noise is shite though
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:23 am
by Johnlenham
Hot Natured
If there's one thing we can all agree that the house resurgence really doesn't need, it's a boyband. Alas, it's now got one in the form of Hot Natured, made up of Jamie Jones, Luca C, Lee Foss and Ali Love (yep, that Toni & Guy-hipster "K Hole" guy who wrote a song about violating our pub's zero tolerance drugs policy). Peddling the kind of sleek, easy-going house that you only usually hear in women's clothes shops, you've got to wonder who would actually listen to Hot Natured out of choice. Having seen the ticket-sales stats for their big show at the Brixton Academy next month, the audience breakdown looks a little like this:
Fifty percent Australians in shutter-shades.
Thirty five percent Italians in shutter-shades and tank tops.
Ten percent men on the press-list who will try to put together a review the next day despite not remembering anything other than meeting some bloke in his 40s desperately seeking out drugs.
Five percent people who’ll turn up wearing comedy afro wigs and spend much of the night trying to get their photo taken with Jamie Jones.
They might look more like staff from the pool-bar at Manumission than the kind of likely lads your gran could get into, but Hot Natured truly are house music's Boyzone.
Ive had atleast 3 people at work ask me what Im listening to, then when I say House, they say "Oh I like house aswell!"
So I get abit intrested and ask like what and its allways "Oh you know.. like.. hot natured sounding stuff"
Almost as if its its own genre..
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:27 am
by PinUp
This article uses the term snapback techno.
I swear a ninja came up with that term a few weeks ago but I can't remember who....
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:17 am
by incnic
i call it 5 panel techno

is that teh same?
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:18 am
by incnic
garethom wrote:incnic wrote:yeh fuckign hipster drivel
i ahte vice write iups TBH
hipsters hating hipsters in the hipster arm race to be more hipster by disparaging fellow hipsters, all to the soundtrack of fukin xxyyyxxyyxxyxxyxyyyy
im not unaware of this

Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:22 am
by guyus-
5910 wrote:Scuba & Taio Cruz in the studio?
That can't be true??
Can it?
that would be hilarious
also this article made my day. i laughed hard at "metaphysical staring competitions in their press shots"
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:26 am
by wub
Re: WHAT'S GOING 2 KILL THE HOUSE REVIVAL? Via VICE #sandych
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:26 am
by wub
garethom wrote:incnic wrote:yeh fuckign hipster drivel
i ahte vice write iups TBH
hipsters hating hipsters in the hipster arm race to be more hipster by disparaging fellow hipsters, all to the soundtrack of fukin xxyyyxxyyxxyxxyxyyyy
Hipsteption