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Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:52 pm
by wub
And who would suffer first round humilation?

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:54 pm
by teamhobson
Wonga, did you not see the what should I do thread?

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:56 pm
by wub
teamhobson wrote:Wonga, did you not see the what should I do thread?

I reckon Wonga vs Deadly Habit would make for an interesting second round clash.

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:58 pm
by noam
DH by crippling body slam

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:59 pm
by deadly_habit
Or suffocation by fat rolls, did you not see the same flabby arms I did?
Besides everyone is equal with a kick to the knee and jab to the throat ;-)

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:00 pm
by wub
noam wrote:DH by crippling body slam
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profession ... andle_slam

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:02 pm
by deadly_habit
I reckon wub would win overall, as he would instigate everyone else to fight while sitting back watching and laughing.

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:02 pm
by noam
btw i'd back myself to reach the 1/4finals easy

dun kno bout iranians and natural grappling skills

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:05 pm
by deadly_habit
Whoever has the longest leg reach with pair of steel toes could take this with repeated nut shots.

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:07 pm
by wub
deadly habit wrote:I reckon wub would win overall, as he would instigate everyone else to fight while sitting back watching and laughing.
I'd be on commentary using long words unnecessarily to alienate a percentage of the audience.

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:07 pm
by particle-jim
Watch it yeah, I have a rudimentary understanding of basic jiu-jitsu techniques, i'll dry hump and cuddle the shit out of you!

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:09 pm
by Genevieve
As DSF's resident capitalist contrarian, I think I'd only sell tickets for it

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:11 pm
by Laszlo
Faust, Particle Jim, Wubstep for sure.
Reckon Murky would do well and Badger could bite dudes and give them tuberculosis.

I have no doubt that noam is pretty handy.

Edit - Also Wolf.

Sorry I forgot you, Wolf. Please don't kill me!

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:12 pm
by wub
Laszlo wrote:Faust

Ooooo, good shout.

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:12 pm
by joeki
I'm 6.4 for 105 k's and have steel-toed Dr. Martens. Semi final easily.

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:14 pm
by deadly_habit
lol Laszlo I forgot I shared that story in your sig. Memories -w-
Can I wear nothing but a luchador mask and speedos for this?

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:15 pm
by particle-jim
noam wrote:dun kno bout iranians and natural grappling skills
valid point, I used to roll with this Iranian kid at my old jiu-jitsu class, he didn't have that much technical knowledge at all and hadn't been doing it for even half as long as me but he just had some mad natural ability to throw people about

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:16 pm
by wub
joeki wrote:I'm 6.4 for 105 k's
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Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:18 pm
by karmacazee
Parson VS Bass Hertz Comeback special?

Parson would obviously win, what with the matrix altering mind powers and all.

:dunce:

Re: Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:20 pm
by Laszlo
deadly habit wrote:lol Laszlo I forgot I shared that story in your sig. Memories -w-
It cracks me up! Something very Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore about it.. Very American.
I don't mean that to be disrespectful in any way. :)