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Stealing milkbottles off milkfloats (yeah I'm shower like that)

Halloween trick or treat/egging missions

School fights. I don't even think kids can get into little rumbles after football
matches now, someone's blatantly gonna have something on them.

Do the splits

Watch DJ Kat on Sky One

Run 1500 metres. I can skank hard for 8 hours though...

Make £1 last two weeks

finger 12 year olds.

i suppose i could if i really wanted to, but i'd probably end up with a hefty fine.

i used to be able to piss incredibly high and regularly hit the ceiling in junior school (if i ever joined facebook i could probably prove it , but i wont so i shant!)
also-smoke cigarettes nasally.

Elementalism wrote: Watch DJ Kat on Sky One

a little bit of me died when they got rid of katrina and replaced her with the gimp from spatz.

a bigger part of me died when i found out she was Rod Hulls daughter.

for shame.

lol finger 12 year olds
guys or girls??

poax wrote: also-smoke cigarettes nasally.

Ah yes, the "french inhale"

Thought of as a lady attractant in my day.

Actuallly, come to think of it, in my schooldays, if you didn't smoke, you had no chance of getting a girlfriend. None of the non-smokers even got a look in.

HAAHAHAAHAH

things I can't do any more?....

Go up to Oxford Street on the bus for 10p and even then we never paid.

SWEET

see my knob

one thing that bugs me out is that i can't do backflips off a diving board into a pool anymore

i used to do them all the time as a kid and was real good at it and then one day this fear set in randomly for no reason

i tried to do them anyway like i used to and would freak out and twist all weird in the air and land sideways

Elementalism wrote:
Make £1 last two weeks

£1 will last 1 hour if i am careful.

also i miss being able to fall over/exercise hard/crash things with wheels and barely get injured.

i wanna be bouncy again

Climb hallways.

Talk like the bad guy from Inspector Gadget.

Run.

Win in a scrap.

Have ambition.

skate vert

live rent free

steal my parents liquor

sock my older brother in the face

climb trees as high as is gravitationally possible

yeah being fearless and indestructable was a good one. Fucking shit I used to do on my bike :0. Or we would make go karts and send them off jumps. Eventually the jumps just turned into brick walls that we would smash into for shits n giggles.

calculus

not know the difference between reality and imagination. the splits. switching from one language to another, then another fluently and with ease. getting out of responsibilities by getting a stomach ache. hide/fit under my bed. also, i cant amuse myself with a beetle, 2 feet of string and a cherry. never thought id tire of the flying cherry trick :/

Triple pirouettes and eating anything I want.

hera wrote:not know the difference between reality and imagination.

i also miss being able to lie with a straight face, with little or no guilt, even amidst intense interrogation.
i think i even convinced myself most of the time

remember shit

Squeeze through railings