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Does anyone have any wisdom that they will be passing on to their offspring?

Im creating a book for my boy about all the things ive had to learn the hard way and I wondered if anybody had any contributions.

Be an individual.
Do not allow stupid peers to pressure you into anything.

It's a lame but very important piece of wisdom imo.

Oh and be sure to wipe your bum properly.

don't put deep heat on your balls

With lies, you may go ahead in the world, but you may never go back.

Never punch someone unless they are an immediate threat
Learn as many languages as you can
WD40 & duct tape make the world go round
There is such a thing as a free lunch
One of the greatest pleasures in life is when you're in no rush at all
Take a shower. If you can't take a shower, brush your teeth. If you can't brush your teeth, change your socks.
Always carry spare socks.

Learn humility and develop compassion. Everything else will fall into place.

There you go, op - save you loads of writing!

don't iron your clothes when wearing them

I would pass on Don Miguel Ruiz's 'Four Agreements':

1) Be impeccable with your word
2) Don't take anything personally
3) Don't make assumptions
4) Always do your best

3rdeye wrote:4) Always do your best

If you like it then you should put a ring on it.

C.R.E.A.M.

Don't eat yellow snow

PinUp wrote:Don't eat yellow snow

Unless colored by lime cordial.

Electric_Head wrote:If you like it then you should put a donk on it.

fixed

exfox wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:If you like it then you should put a donk on it.

fixed

Funnily enough, I thought the same thing.

Dont drink coffee, it makes your breath stink

JizzMan wrote:Dont drink coffee, it makes your breath stink

One of the reasons I don't eat poo.

get money fuck bitches

Lye Form wrote:get money fuck bitches

#YMCMB

yolo