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mine has to be side dish (big ups lazer leng)
example "you're the definition of a side dish m8... peshwari naan"

its just too good

soppy/moist tnuc

"I hope she's dead. I really do. I hate her. I hope she died today. Weirdly and horribly. I hope the person she loved the most pushed her off a cliff, and she was just falling and screaming all the way down, never accepting it. And then Superman swooped her up, and then dropped her from higher." - Louis CK

Or for an adjective, tnuc does the job most of the time.

Unwashed homeless guys arsehole is another good one.. as in "Your breath smells like an unwashed homeless guys arsehole"

Chuj

I don't get insulted often enough to have a favourite.

m8 ur brostep

old but gold:

"you suck dick for bus fare then walk home"

batty crease is a percy

Sheff wrote:old but gold:

"you suck dick for bus fare then walk home"

we use this one a lot at work

cocksucker is the other common one, but fuckboy is on the rise

"you aint shit but a gnat on a dogs dick" is another favorite

ya raaasclart

'butters' is jokes

this girl at uni whos gone all ghetto thinks its a good thing

wrote on her m8s pic 'awww babe u look so butters xxx'

Chode

yh chode's a goodun

There's this chick in my year who's adopted from Colombia and people are a bit dickish about it, making jokes and whatever. She's really sensitive about it too, has started crying in class several times because of people mocking. Apparently she's not always so nice herself though, so I can't judge either way.

Anyway one day I was talking to my m8 who is in the same classroom as her and she's being really cheeky, saying shit like "nobody likes you" and so on. Dunno what prompted that, I'd literally said about two words to her ever. So as I'm leaving cus the break's over she passes me in the corridor and with this really bitchy tone goes "oooh, you got thrown out!".

Out reflex, I very nearly went "Your mum threw you out".

I'm too nice to actually say that shit, but I almost wish I did cus it would have been so perfect.

battyboy, fuckin' shithead, tnuc to the highest order, babylon, fucktard, inbred piece of shit, son of a thousand bastards, shit stain, mouth breather, blowjob baby, motherfucker, unloved dickhead, dumpster baby, shrimp dick, and harlot.

Go lay in a puddle

^^^^ hahaha wtf thats awful

i say fuckboy alot

chekov wrote:batty crease is a percy

yeeees, ya dun know

Reverb wrote:^^^^ hahaha wtf thats awful

It's great and you know it