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im always hungover on satday

any you guys aswel?

this is the worst ive been so thought id make a thread

apparently i forgot my keys and was screaming at my door so my mom let me in, then i was screaming at her sayin i got 2g of coke for £20 and i was a #bargainhunter

she made me a sandwhich to sober me up and i threw it at my dog

dog got well scared and pissed on her arm chair

ketchup all over her new wallpaper too

why do i do this? i genuinely feel bad

basicaly explain your hangover

tell us what u did wrong

dubstep AA meeting so to speak

hi, my names eric and my dog hates me

i sneezed on my cat earlier

wasn't too hungover, im just really tired from a day of flying yesterday

LOOOOOOOL

pickled my moms car keys!!!

she screamin at me as we speak

went to get some gurkins for her sanwdich n her car keys were in ther. classic

i drunk 3 bottles of lambrini and watched 3 hours of babestation on thursday night

I got a soup maker for my birthday, Eric, it looks just like a blender but it has way more functions, you would like it

LOL this just gets better

i buttered her birthday card to her brother

lurpack everywhere

i threw up on my neighbour's parked car

lol ur mum must hate you

Agent 47 wrote:LOL this just gets better

i buttered her birthday card to her brother

lurpack everywhere

I hate it when that happens

are you sure shes ur mum and not a carer?

at somepoint today im going to look out my window to see him cleaning it

lol yeh she hates me

last time i came home i blended her other set of car keys

and she made brunch for her boss and i blended that too

You pretty much go absolutely apeshit from drinking too much?

I mean, I don't have a sandwich nor a dog.. but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't throw one at the other.

i did loads of meow

sends me a bit loopy


good ol midlands. meow on tap

everythings a good idea on mm

try ghb

its like alc but you wont turn into an asshole

knowing you youll probably just do too much and pass out before you get up to any dangerous blending & pickling antics



relationship with your mum saved, thank me later

tbf me and my mom cool

she loves me really

i think shes a bit off a #lass at heart

seen her blend in the past

shes got a lovely blender actually, pulse settings magical. great for mix veg

meow sends everyone loopy tbf back in 6th form when it was legal my whole year at college was on it. whole classes of people doing 4 day benders and coming into college looking yellow. those were the days. Turned everyone into pikey thieves. my mate even got swine flu whilst on it