Page 1 of 2

naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:46 am
by Terpit
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 68070.html
Police investigating the case of “Swiss Cheese Pervert” suspect Christopher Pagano have said the man from Philadelphia is to face further charges after a fourth alleged victim came forward.

Mr Pagano was arrested at his home in Norristown, PA, in January, and has been accused of driving up to women on a number of occasions and offering them money to watch him put cheese on his genitals.

Investigators said a number of witnesses had previously reported being approached by a “white, heavy-set male” in the city’s Mayfair area last October.

And officers yesterday said they had added another set of charges for indecent exposure and harassment against the 42-year-old, according to NBC Philadelphia.

Mr Pagano was initially taken into custody following a joint operation by the Philadelphia and Norristown police departments.

According to the Philadelphia Magazine, six armed police officers waited outside his apartment until he gave himself up for arrest.

Image


Earlier last year, the Mayfair Town Watch’s Facebook group posted a photo of a man in a car holding cheese along with a warning that read: “Good Morning Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to women.

“He offers them money to watch him put Swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan.”

According to the Philadelphia Daily News, a man who allegedly “looked exactly like” Mr Pagano set up a profile on dating website OKCupid to advertise a specific fetish.

It reported that a woman in the area received a message from a man who said: “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products.

So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”
Image

Image

Re: cheesy willy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:51 am
by magma
The guy's clearly emmental.

Re: cheesy willy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:55 am
by rockonin
The law is going to 'Bree'ng him down.

Re: cheesy willy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:56 am
by Terpit
There are going to be some brieliant puns in this thread

Re: cheesy willy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:20 pm
by garethom
He was never going to get a-whey with that for long. Real mature... :roll:

Re: cheesy willy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:16 pm
by Direflow
i feel so proud to be from philly now :6:

Re: cheesy willy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:20 pm
by Forum
Can you change the thread title please

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:55 pm
by Terpit
?

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:58 pm
by Soul_Of_Seun
I can't even...

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:16 pm
by particle-jim
I guess when it comes to cheeses this guy just does whatever edam well pleases

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:29 pm
by garethom
He's gouda have some nerve to try shit like that on a regular basis.

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:32 pm
by Terpit
I wish I was feta at puns

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:33 pm
by garethom
You just gotta wait, you'll understand it rennet comes to you.

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:42 pm
by Genevieve
Had he not admitted to his charges there would've been a lot of holes in his story. The women he harrassed must be over the moon over his conviction.

I hope this will remain an isolated incident and won't spread to other parts of Philadelphia.

Edit: Guys, come on. Don't milk this story for puns. Sexual harrassment is a very stinky affair.

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:03 pm
by rockonin
He should go to his church and pray for forgiveness to the Stinking Bishop. Brap!

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:23 pm
by m8son666
haha cheese

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:18 pm
by kay
Could've been worse, he could've asked the women whether they wanted to lap up his dick cheese.

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:22 pm
by jaydot
OLo

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:39 am
by BonerJams04
typical americans.

Re: naughty cheese man

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:35 am
by ehbes
Anyone else wanna know what cheese