Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:18 am
what causes them!? help
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Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:19 am
Illuminati
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:21 am
Being overweight.
Being sweaty.
Not washing/exfoliating properly.
Being sweaty.
Not washing/exfoliating properly.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:37 pm
excessive haribo consumption....
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:39 pm
Having an arse?
Someone gave me pause for thought the other day on bum cleanliness... "If any other part of your body came into contact with fresh shit would you be content to just wipe it a couple of times with a dry paper towel and go about your day?"
Out to the bidet crew.
Someone gave me pause for thought the other day on bum cleanliness... "If any other part of your body came into contact with fresh shit would you be content to just wipe it a couple of times with a dry paper towel and go about your day?"
Out to the bidet crew.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:40 pm
Standard over heremagma wrote:Out to the bidet crew.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:41 pm
Someone gave me pause for thought the other day on bum cleanliness... "If any other part of your body came into contact with fresh shit would you be content to just wipe it with a dry paper towel and go about your day?"
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:42 pm
Or the butt hose down the side of the toilets. My mate fitted one to his after having grown up in Vietnam with one of themmagma wrote: Out to the bidet crew.
I don't have any spots anyway.
It is pretty hairy though
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:46 pm
Used to be hard enough to find a public toilet that'll flush paper over there... bidet was essential if you didn't want to deal with the dreaded pedal bin filled with shitty paper!wub wrote:Standard over heremagma wrote:Out to the bidet crew.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:51 pm
how deep do you go? do you go. how. deep. do you. go.
I reaaalllyy neeed to know.
I reaaalllyy neeed to know.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:56 pm
ye lol ours gets blocked if u put baby wipes or anythign in thermagma wrote:Used to be hard enough to find a public toilet that'll flush paper over there... bidet was essential if you didn't want to deal with the dreaded pedal bin filled with shitty paper!wub wrote:Standard over heremagma wrote:Out to the bidet crew.
we didnt get a bidet tho
so not standardRe: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:01 am
God bless having a kid who came out of dippers and we had a tun of baby wipes leftover, and made the eventual, inevitable discovery of the superiority of babywipes for adults. God bless the squeaky clean bum.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:05 am
I bet you've saved a fortune on anal bleaching
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:06 am
the toilet paper in my dorm is single ply my god i feel like im in a 3rd world country, I might as well just start using my hand ffs
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:11 am
^^^
Buy your own toilet paper you filthy scoundrel.
Buy your own toilet paper you filthy scoundrel.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:16 am
I've chosen instead to tan the interior of my crack to balance things out.Molzie wrote:I bet you've saved a fortune on anal bleaching
In all honesty, my asshole is like pink, last time I checked. Who are these people with dark assholes?
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:22 am
tbh I haven't sat down with a mirror and had a good look at my asshole for years. might have to light a few scented candles, run the bath and make a night of it
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:24 am
Snapchat the experience.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:25 am
nowaysj wrote:Snapchat the experience.
Re: Spots on bum
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:41 am
sigged3za wrote: Buy your own toilet paper you filthy scoundrel.