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sorta pleading but mainly a request of the SMH nassive:
The Pop Group is doing a UK tour
As you may know, they were la creme of anglo-franc post punk back in the early 80s.
I will probably never get to hear them live
but you perishers will.
I'm pretty sure they won't be as decrepit as the Anti-Nowhere League
and the tour is in aid of the Anti Arms Trade

so
do yourself a favour
& book these local gigs:

Mon 20 Edinburgh Voodoo Rooms
Tues 21 Nottingham Bodega Social club
Wed 22 Manchester Gorilla
Thurs 23 Bristol Anson rooms
Fri 24 Leeds Brudenell Social club
Sat 25 Brighton Sticky Mike's frog Bar
Sun 26 London Isslington Assembly Hall

if they don't get their deserved acclaim & the arms trade doesn't stop
I'm blaming you
personally

besides I'll think you are so cool
if I read your gig review on here

if you are ever gunna give me any credit for appreciating cutting edge
make these true head events
(sans moi )

further requesting that whatever fantasy you entertain,
that your priority be reasonableness a la the Law
and that cultish (cuntish) behaviour be de-prioritized
in favour of understanding that certainty and righteousness
are signs of incoming insanity
whereby you'll soon be cutting off heads with a rusty knife.

I am aware of the irony involved in this plea
but have never denied being insane.